This chimp could kick your.........

[The Shadow]

This chimp could kick your ....................

[MassuhDGoodName]

Contrary to the false perceptions which "cute" animal shows on TV have taught us to believe, CHIMPS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

They're cunning, very powerful, and when they go after someone they will not only tear you to pieces and beat you bloody, but they will all join in as a pack together against an unlucky victim.

If you're not dead when they're finished with you, chances are you'll wish you had died.

Remember the recent news story about the couple in California who went to visit their chimp to celebrate its birthday?  They brought it some cake, and the two other chimps in the cage next to it got so jealous of the chimp getting the cake, that they broke out of their cage, attacked the man, ripped off all of his face and tore off his genitals!

[Chaim Ben Pesach]

Contrary to the false perceptions which "cute" animal shows on TV have taught us to believe, CHIMPS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

They're cunning, very powerful, and when they go after someone they will not only tear you to pieces and beat you bloody, but they will all join in as a pack together against an unlucky victim.

If you're not dead when they're finished with you, chances are you'll wish you had died.

Remember the recent news story about the couple in California who went to visit their chimp to celebrate its birthday?  They brought it some cake, and the two other chimps in the cage next to it got so jealous of the chimp getting the cake, that they broke out of their cage, attacked the man, ripped off all of his face and tore off his genitals!

Massuh, you are so right! In fact, the once great United States of America is currently being taken over by jealous chimps.

[The Shadow]

Contrary to the false perceptions which "cute" animal shows on TV have taught us to believe, CHIMPS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

They're cunning, very powerful, and when they go after someone they will not only tear you to pieces and beat you bloody, but they will all join in as a pack together against an unlucky victim.

If you're not dead when they're finished with you, chances are you'll wish you had died.

Remember the recent news story about the couple in California who went to visit their chimp to celebrate its birthday?  They brought it some cake, and the two other chimps in the cage next to it got so jealous of the chimp getting the cake, that they broke out of their cage, attacked the man, ripped off all of his face and tore off his genitals!

A powerful man who was trained to fight, could could take a chimp on,  one to one.  

[Scriabin]

Contrary to the false perceptions which "cute" animal shows on TV have taught us to believe, CHIMPS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

They're cunning, very powerful, and when they go after someone they will not only tear you to pieces and beat you bloody, but they will all join in as a pack together against an unlucky victim.

If you're not dead when they're finished with you, chances are you'll wish you had died.

Remember the recent news story about the couple in California who went to visit their chimp to celebrate its birthday?  They brought it some cake, and the two other chimps in the cage next to it got so jealous of the chimp getting the cake, that they broke out of their cage, attacked the man, ripped off all of his face and tore off his genitals!

Massuh, you are so right! In fact, the once great United States of America is currently being taken over by jealous chimps.

 

[Scriabin]

Contrary to the false perceptions which "cute" animal shows on TV have taught us to believe, CHIMPS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!

They're cunning, very powerful, and when they go after someone they will not only tear you to pieces and beat you bloody, but they will all join in as a pack together against an unlucky victim.

If you're not dead when they're finished with you, chances are you'll wish you had died.

Remember the recent news story about the couple in California who went to visit their chimp to celebrate its birthday?  They brought it some cake, and the two other chimps in the cage next to it got so jealous of the chimp getting the cake, that they broke out of their cage, attacked the man, ripped off all of his face and tore off his genitals!

A chimps feet are like a second pair of hands. 

Four hands, twice as strong as a man, bone crunching jaws...yikes!

Pit bull vs. chimp?

I'll take the chimp.