An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have cr*pped in it.)'
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'
The Amish man says: “Use two hands, you'll get more.”
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