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Offline zachor_ve_kavod

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Joke: Moses in Heaven
« on: July 28, 2008, 03:44:34 PM »
I thought this joke was pretty funny:

Moses dies and goes to heaven. G~d greets

 him at the Pearly Gates.

 

 "Are you hungry, Moses?" asks G~d.

 

 "I could eat," Moses replies. So G~d opens a

 can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread

 and they share it. While partaking of this humble

 meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the

 inhabitants devouring huge steaks, pheasants,

 pastries and wines. Curious but deeply trusting,

 he remains quiet.

 

 The next day G~d again invites Moses to join him

 for a meal. Again it's tuna and rye bread. And,

 again, Moses can see those denizens of Hell

 enjoying salmon, champagne, lamb, chopped

 chicken liver, truffles, and chocolates. Still he

 says nothing.

 

 The following day, mealtime arrives and another

 can of tuna is opened.

 

 He can't contain himself any longer. Meekly, he

 says: "G~d, I am grateful to be here in heaven with

 You as a reward for the pious, obedient life I led.

 But here in heaven all I get to eat is tuna and a

 piece of rye bread, and in that 'other place' they

 all eat like emperors and kings! I just don't

 understand."

 

 God sighs. "Let's be honest," He says. "For just

 two people, does it pay to cook?"


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Re: Joke: Moses in Heaven
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 04:34:18 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Joke: Moses in Heaven
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 06:21:24 PM »
hahhahahahahahahha....
:)

that is a good joke....
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Re: Joke: Moses in Heaven
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 02:15:07 PM »
 :D ;D :D ;D

The scenario might not have changed by now. ;)
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