Author Topic: The two most stupid criminals of this month  (Read 650 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Ulli

  • Honorable Winged Member
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 10946
The two most stupid criminals of this month
« on: January 30, 2009, 12:16:03 PM »
Guilty plea after lamp-post blooper (+video)

Watch the video here:


One of two prisoners handcuffed together who ran either side of a lamp-post in an ill-conceived bid for freedom has pleaded guilty to trying to escape custody.

The other was remanded without plea after his lawyer expressed concerns over his fitness to plead.

Regan Reti, 20, and another man, 26, ran from a police escort while leaving a side entrance of Hastings District Court on Tuesday.

They had been handcuffed together after Reti was sentenced to two years' prison on assault charges and the other man was remanded in custody on charges of breaching parole conditions.

Their break for freedom came to an embarrassing end when they chose to run on different sides of a lamp-post. They swung around the pole and collided with each other before collapsing in a tangle. Each blamed the other for their actions.

The episode was caught on CCTV.

The men reappeared in the same court yesterday for attempting to escape custody.

Reti's lawyer, Eric Forster, said his client was anxious about being sent to prison and got a case of the "collywobbles".

Reti was sentenced to an extra month in prison and was escorted from the court without incident.

Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4833673a11.html
"Cities run by progressives don't know how to police. ... Thirty cities went up last night, I went and looked at every one of them. Every one of them has a progressive Democratic mayor." Rudolph Giuliani

Offline Ulli

  • Honorable Winged Member
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 10946
Re: The two most stupid criminals of this month
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 12:16:38 PM »
Could be Quranimals. They have, like we know a very low IQ.  :::D
"Cities run by progressives don't know how to police. ... Thirty cities went up last night, I went and looked at every one of them. Every one of them has a progressive Democratic mayor." Rudolph Giuliani

Offline mord

  • Global Moderator
  • Platinum JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 25853
Re: The two most stupid criminals of this month
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 01:57:56 PM »
I have seen many such dumb criminals :::D :::D
Thy destroyers and they that make thee waste shall go forth of thee.  Isaiah 49:17

 
Shot at 2010-01-03

Offline IsraeliGovtAreKapos

  • Ultimate JTFer
  • *******
  • Posts: 4384
Re: The two most stupid criminals of this month
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 02:00:01 PM »
Too bad being dumb is not illegal. Hopefully, the Commies would be arrested...