Sarah asks: "...Have you heard of Cat Stevens, Yusuf Islam?..."
Oh yeah, Sarah!.....He's really a Greek.
Everybody knows that A GREEK AIN'T NOTHING BUT A JEW WITH HIS BRAINS KNOCKED OUT!
When his record sales declined, he had to become a Mohammedan terrorist in order to avoid going back to work in a Greek Diner back in Hoboken, NJ.
Now, the terrorists realize they've got a Greek restaurant worker in their midst, so they've ordered him to renounce his vows of hatred towards Western secular music and try to sell more records again to support international terror.
Wait till they find out that (a) his music sucks bad, and (b) even if it didn't, there won't be any money cause all the kids in the world download his music off the internet for free!