AN ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

[HuntingMuslims]

AN  ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

 
 'Bless  me Father, for I have sinned.
 I have  been with a loose girl'.
 
 The  priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
 
 'Yes,  Father, it is.'
 
 'And  who was the girl you were with?'
 
 'I  can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
 
 "Well,  Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
 so you  may as well tell me now. Was  it Tina Minetti?'
 
 'I  cannot say.'
 
 'Was it  Teresa Mazzarelli?'
 
 'I'll  never tell.'
 
 'Was it  Nina Capelli?'
 
 'I'm  sorry, but I cannot name her.'
 
 'Was it  Cathy Piriano?'
 
 'My  lips are sealed.'
 
 'Was it  Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
 
 'Please,  Father, I cannot tell you.'
 
 The  priest sighs in frustration.
 'You're  very tight lipped, and I admire that.
 But  you've sinned and have to atone.
 You  cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
 Now you  go and behave yourself.'
 
 Joey  walks back to his pew,
 and his  friend Franco slides over and whispers,
 'What'd  you get?'
 
'Four  months vacation and five good  leads.'

[GoIsraelGo!]

 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

I'm going to guess that this Italian boy wasn't a Whorefront member. Pedofront members are nauseated by even the thought of hot females.

[Rubystars]

That's awesome 

[The One and Only Mo]