Third World Story (just for fun)

[MasterWolf1]

They threw giant watermelons at Oprazillia's head .. Kerplunk.

[Spiraling Leopard]

This set off a chemical reaction which quadrupled Buttzilla Oprahzilla's rear end, causing tidal waves and eruptions.

[MasterWolf1]

She began to scratch herself with her feet and began to jump up and down on her knuckles

[Rubystars]

then she said ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah! I gots ta gets me a banana!

[MasterWolf1]

The only one that can handle her was a big fat zoo keeper.

[syyuge]

But the zoo keeper was busy grappling with Osama exchanging side kicks and punchings to avoid a forced mutual kidney transplantation.

[The One and Only Mo]

The zookeeper was Royal Flush and he liked having sex with animals...but only black, non-jewish ones since he's racist and loves Obama because he supports death to Jews and the success of Muslims everywhere.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Royal Flush became distracted because his lover, Frank Weltner, walked down the street.

[Moshe92]

Royal Flush, Frank Weltner, and Uri Avnery then got together.

[The One and Only Mo]

They got together all night long.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

And they stayed together all weekend, forgetting all about their jihad against the West.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Dr. Brennan Fan then linked to several photos of Giada de Laurentiis and Emily Deschanel, causing him to puke his lungs out.

[~Hanna~]

for an all night prayer meeting....

God convicted them of their sins and they repented and fell on their faces, praying all night.

[MasterWolf1]

The Royal Flush in the toilet.. Keeps popping up like an unwanted fungus.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

G-d convicted many leftists and Muzzies and they repented, but most of them continued their rampage.

[~Hanna~]

,,but the ones that repented, they started a mass movement and many got right and gave up their fake religion and hatred of the Jews....it was a miracle. They also asked for everyone's forgiveness and went around doing good deeds and bringing much peace.

[syyuge]

It was obvious as the days of miracles have arrived.