Drinking with a Chicago girl very funny

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Drinking with a Chicago Girl....

       
A Mexican, an Arab, and a Chicago girl are  in the same bar.
 
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
 air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
 
        He says, "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
 drink  with the same one twice."
 
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer
 (cuz he's a  muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots
 the  glass to pieces.
 
        He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses
       that we  don't need to drink with the same one twice either."
 
 The Chicago   girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
 downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45,
and shoots the  Mexican and the Arab.
 
        Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
 refill, she says, "In Chicago we have so many illegal aliens that we
 don't have to drink  with the same ones twice."
 
       G-d Bless Chicago