Shalom dearest Chaim,
1: For the sake of proving a point, please tell a crazy hypothetical story of what would happen in U.S./Israeli relations under an imaginary President Alex Jones (yimach schmo). What would that chazir say and do, and how would the cowardly worm PM Lewinsky handle it?
2: What is your opinion on Dr. Sowell? While Thomas Sowell holds more libertarian views than I'd like and defends big corporations a bit too much, he stands tall as an eloquent and educated black--a true African American.
3: Since I am fair, balanced, and a moderate, I demand to have Action Stories that are more diverse and that do not single out African Americans for condemnation. I am a civil-rights activist, you know. In keeping with my desire to have Action Stories that are more representative of the melting pot that America is, I would love to hear you share a hilarious Aryan Action Story about a run-in you had with a filthy, disgusting, inbred white nationalist. Please make us all laugh by discussing a pink-skinned trailer park negro.
G-d bless, Dr. Brennan Fan