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Online Confederate Kahanist

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Bailout
« on: May 20, 2010, 07:13:14 PM »
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During a visit to a mental hospital, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?"

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A rational person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

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"No." said the director, "A rational person would pull the plug on the drain.. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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Re: Bailout
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2010, 07:34:48 PM »
Now that is an excellent joke! :laugh:

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Re: Bailout
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 10:54:24 PM »
lol! :::D
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