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Offline mord

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Drunken owl picked up by police
« on: January 18, 2011, 03:55:15 PM »
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German Police Pick up Drunken Owl
A wild owl apparently had a wild time in southern Germany.
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A wild owl apparently had a wild time in southern Germany.

An owl that had evidently drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles was so inebriated that it got picked up by police. The bird will be released once it has sobered up.

German police said on Tuesday they had discovered a paralytic owl that appeared to have drunk too much Schnapps from two discarded bottles.

"A woman walking her dog alerted the police after seeing the bird sitting by the side of the road oblivious to passing traffic," Frank Otruba, spokesman for the police in the southwestern city of Pforzheim, told SPIEGEL ONLINE.

The Brown Owl didn't appear to be injured and officers quickly concluded that it had had one too many. One of its eyelids was drooping, adding to the general impression of inebriation.

"It wasn't staggering around and we didn't breathalyze it but there were two little bottles of Schapps in the immediate vicinity," said Otruba. "We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before and she has been giving it lots of water."

The bird will be released once it has sobered up, police said.           
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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2011, 07:43:59 AM »
Haha, I think in the Guardians of Ga'hoole series they had trees where they would go for a pub-type atmosphere. lol I'm glad the owl didn't die.

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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2011, 08:09:22 AM »

"We took it to a local bird expert who has treated alcoholized birds before and she has been giving it lots of water."


I did not know that bird alcoholism was such a serious problem in Germany.
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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2011, 09:37:24 AM »

This is terrible! Where's the AA?
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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2011, 12:00:18 PM »
Maybe he  got tired of seeing how many lick it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2011, 12:01:06 PM »
Germans in general have an alcohol problem, so this isn't that surprising!  :laugh:

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Re: Drunken owl picked up by police
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2011, 12:30:24 PM »
Maybe he  got tired of seeing how many lick it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I remember that commercial!!!

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