The Orange on the Seder Plate

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Does anyone remember that ridiculous idea?
Some Orthodox Rabbi mentioned that women belong on the Bimah like an Orange on the Seder Plate, so all the Reformed (Deformed) women got together to put oranges on their seder plates lol

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

[OdKahaneChai]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

lol,

[OdKahaneChai]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

lol,

They do!  Not that they say a bracha at all at home, but I mean at the "shul" outings where they're forced to.  I have a lot of experience with them, unfortunately.

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

lol,

They do!  Not that they say a bracha at all at home, but I mean at the "shul" outings where they're forced to.  I have a lot of experience with them, unfortunately.

Reformed family? or something else?

[OdKahaneChai]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

lol,

They do!  Not that they say a bracha at all at home, but I mean at the "shul" outings where they're forced to.  I have a lot of experience with them, unfortunately.

Reformed family? or something else?

Both. 

[Eliezer Ben Avraham]

Oh yea! I read about that in my studies.  Those deformie women get me every time.

Soon, we will have Orange Juice instead of Grape juice (or wine), at least that is how they see it. I don't think that a liberal political movement belongs in the synagogue, and even if does manage to get in, it better stay out of religious matters.

And the Deformers can't even get their Brachot right.  They say Ha'etz over orange juice...

lol,

They do!  Not that they say a bracha at all at home, but I mean at the "shul" outings where they're forced to.  I have a lot of experience with them, unfortunately.

Reformed family? or something else?

Both. 

well I got conservative.....