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Boeregeneraal

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Who's in charge?
« on: November 13, 2007, 02:49:45 AM »
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.


"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."



"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."





"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy."




  "I should be in charge," said the legs , "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."



"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."


   "I should be in charge," said the rectum , "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."



All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.


The Moral of the story?


The [censored] is usually in charge



How true is this to the world of politicians eh?!  :::D :::D :::D

Kiwi

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 02:52:49 AM »
Hahaha well thats what they talk out of  ^-^

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 03:02:03 AM »
lol, i just realised that the real word actually got changed.

a hole in the ass - get it.

Kiwi

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 03:50:47 AM »
lol, i just realised that the real word actually got changed.

a hole in the donkey - get it.

Yes I get it  ;) ;D

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 03:54:17 AM »
haha

and btw, NEVER remove your current sig Infidel!!!  :) haha

Kiwi

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 04:36:46 AM »
haha

and btw, NEVER remove your current sig Infidel!!!  :) haha

well I am sure Luxor loves being famous :::D

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Who's in charge?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 05:12:44 AM »
haha

yes, he's a lovely cat!