Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[Dr. Dan]

Dr. Dan is in the house! Ok, pardon the pun...it's very niggardly of me to say it that way....

Nevertheless, I have been asked to moderate or answer some questions about dating and love and maybe even dentistry on this part of the forum.  I would suggest that if you have a direct question for me, put as the title of the thread, "A question to Dr. Dan about...."and then put the question right after that, so I don't have to sift through everything.

I have to give a disclaimer however.  My views may not be the same views as JTF or Torah Judaism and is merely advice and not a definite answer.  I would request for you guys to keep it as clean as possible and if it is something very private and explesive, to be as oblique as you can to describe what you want to say.

[nessuno]

Not true!  It is not niggardly for you to say it that way.

I remember when I was a little girl - They always yelled that out in cartoons when one of the characters got hurt.

Is there a Doctor in the house?  

It's nice to have a specialist within the ranks  

[Dr. Dan]

I have one question for the Love Doctor: Is your Rabbi a lesbian? What about your cantor?

My rabbi nor cantor are lesbians...

[newman]

Dr Dan,

Does you synagogue allow gay marriage?

[Jasmina]

What makes you an Expert on Love, Dr. ?

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Does you synagogue allow gay marriage?

no officially...but the rabbi of the synogogue my family belongs to decreed that he woudl accept it.  He mentioned it on Yom Kippur...ME and my parents were really pissed off about it...wanted to kick him square in the nuts!

[Dr. Dan]

What does your rabbi have to say about "da n*ggas goin' wit all da wimmenz"?

I'm not sure specifically what my rabbi says about da ni ggas...but I'm sure deep inside he thinks what they do is inappropriate while at teh same time he's on the outside politically correct about da ni ggas.

[Dr. Dan]

What makes you an Expert on Love, Dr. ?

I have no clue if I am an expert...But i have broken enough hearts and have had my heart broken enough times that I can give advice based on my experiences...

[Dr. Dan]

Guys...keep on comin' with the questions...this is a good spot for me to answer anything you are curious about.

[newman]

Dr Dan,

Does you synagogue allow gay marriage?

no officially...but the rabbi of the synogogue my family belongs to decreed that he woudl accept it.  He mentioned it on Yom Kippur...ME and my parents were really pissed off about it...wanted to kick him square in the nuts!

What about marriage to trans-sexuals?

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Does you synagogue allow gay marriage?

no officially...but the rabbi of the synogogue my family belongs to decreed that he woudl accept it.  He mentioned it on Yom Kippur...ME and my parents were really pissed off about it...wanted to kick him square in the nuts!

What about marriage to trans-sexuals?

Eegad!! i haven't heard him mention anything about those freaks!

btw, have you ever seen one before?  They presence is so confusing!  At one moment you think one is a woman, but it really isn't....YIKES!!!!

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

Oh now who's being naive?!

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

Oh now who's being naive?!

Why do people BUY babies, then? Check it out. The waiting list for babies (under 2 years old) is huge. That's why people buy babies both from the USA AND mexico.

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

Oh now who's being naive?!

Why do people BUY babies, then? Check it out. The waiting list for babies (under 2 years old) is huge. That's why people buy babies both from the USA AND mexico.

Maybe then I should clarify. In my opinion, loving straight parents should be higher up on the list than gay couples to adopt babies especially under the age of 2 years.


Same goes with teenagers and any child over the age of 2, 5, 8, 10 etc...  Bottom line, there could be some orphaned teen agers that nobody adopts and are better off with loving gay couples than no parents.

[newman]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

Oh now who's being naive?!

Why do people BUY babies, then? Check it out. The waiting list for babies (under 2 years old) is huge. That's why people buy babies both from the USA AND mexico.

Maybe then I should clarify. In my opinion, loving straight parents should be higher up on the list than gay couples to adopt babies especially under the age of 2 years.


Same goes with teenagers and any child over the age of 2, 5, 8, 10 etc...  Bottom line, there could be some orphaned teen agers that nobody adopts and are better off with loving gay couples than no parents.

Danny,

If fags are allowed to adopt it''ll create a precident and open the door for EVERYBODY to adopt.

Next thing is single men adopting! I can hardly wait to adopt that 16 year old Korean girl I've had my eye on!

[Kiwi]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

[newman]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

I hope he confines his pre-marital 'socialising' to shiksas and doesn't defile any nice Jewish girls.

[Kiwi]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

I hope he confines his pre-marital 'socialising' to shiksas and doesn't defile any nice Jewish girls.

I am wondering that