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KWANZA IS UPON HAHA
« on: December 10, 2007, 08:54:13 PM »
Name some good ideas for a "Kwanza" gift from Kwanza Klaus?
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 09:01:24 PM »
Name some good ideas for a "Kwanza" gift from Kwanza Klaus?

How about books, because they want to learn! :::D

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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 09:09:26 PM »
Bucket of KFC? And a guide book for black males how to be fathers?
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 09:12:07 PM »
Bucket of KFC? And a guide book for black males how to be fathers?

A guide on how to father? I think it has to be something they have to be present for. ;)

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2007, 09:18:36 PM »
SSI cards hanging on the tree
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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2007, 09:21:55 PM »
SSI cards hanging on the tree

How about a liberal Jew hanging on every word these idiots say? Oh wait, that comes anytime of year! >:(

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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2007, 09:23:15 PM »
Midnight basketball with bonus shootings?
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2007, 09:47:22 PM »
everyone light your kenorah... yes, kenorah! that's what they call it...

If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2007, 09:49:34 PM »
everyone light your kenorah... yes, kenorah! that's what they call it...



Kenorah? How original! ::)

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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2007, 10:06:44 PM »
everyone light your kenorah... yes, kenorah! that's what they call it...



Kenorah? How original! ::)


Seriously it really pisses me off this holiday...just like how Mohammed Piss be upon him tries to copy our religion and authenticate it...so plagerized..pisses me off ...and kwanza...pisses me off trying to copy our traditions and make it their own and feel so special...that pride ugh...pisses me off you know exactly what I want to do.......
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

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Re: KWANZA IS UPON HAHA
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2007, 10:22:30 PM »
hey im in i got the kfc

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2007, 10:36:29 PM »
hey im in i got the kfc


not kosher...

however i still have cravings for the McKabob in Jerusalem
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Re: KWANZA IS UPON HAHA / A LITTLE POEM BY ME (MW) ;)
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2007, 11:57:35 PM »
Twas the night before Kwanza and all through the hood, Kwanza Klaus snuck through the window with a bag of stolen goods.  He took the radio and the dvd, then ran out as fast as can be. 

The cops were hot upon his trails, as Kwanza Klaus has the bag of stolen goods and jumped over the subway rails.  He ran uptown to Harlem with his bling, hoping no one saw a thing.   

He ran and dodged through the fire escape, the scent of chitllins and soda that was flavored grape.  The food stamps were snugged upon the stocking in the projects, right next to the welfare checks.  Many Harlem babies who do not know who there daddy be, one day will grow up to mug you and me.

 But low and behold, have no fear, JTF will soon spread the cheer.  That no more will we have people manipulated by this crap, and Jesse Jackson will whine and his ho ho hos be getting a slap.   So upon the horizon there will be a new front to wake America up, it is time to take our pride back and never let up.   

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Oh and for Kwanza MMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMM!
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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2007, 12:02:17 AM »
Twas the night before Kwanza and all through the hood, Kwanza Klaus snuck through the window with a bag of stolen goods.  He took the radio and the dvd, then ran out as fast as can be. 

The cops were hot upon his trails, as Kwanza Klaus has the bag of stolen goods and jumped over the subway rails.  He ran uptown to Harlem with his bling, hoping no one saw a thing.   

He ran and dodged through the fire escape, the scent of chitllins and soda that was flavored grape.  The food stamps were snugged upon the stocking in the projects, right next to the welfare checks.  Many Harlem babies who do not know who there daddy be, one day will grow up to mug you and me.

 But low and behold, have no fear, JTF will soon spread the cheer.  That no more will we have people manipulated by this crap, and Jesse Jackson will whine and his ho ho hos be getting a slap.   So upon the horizon there will be a new front to wake America up, it is time to take our pride back and never let up.   

From your Friend,
MasterWolf1 (Anthony)

Oh and for Kwanza MMMMMMMMMHMMMMMMMMMMM!


Great story.  Ahhhh, I'm all warm inside! :::D

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Re: KWANZA IS UPON HAHA
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2007, 12:07:35 AM »
And here is Kwanza Klaus himself!





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« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2007, 12:12:08 AM »


Kwanza Klaus ho ho ho
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« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2007, 12:19:22 AM »


The Kwanza Party gathering
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« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2007, 12:46:08 AM »
Cleopatra Jefferson and Braziiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllia Kwanza
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2007, 08:16:48 AM »


The Kwanza Party gathering

Who's the white guy in the middle? :::D

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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2007, 08:41:54 AM »
Quote from: nopeaceforland link=topic=13193.msg#msg date=
Quote from: MasterWolf1 link=topic=13193.msg#msg date=


The Kwanza Party gathering

Who's the white guy in the middle? :::D

You mean the white woman, don't you?
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2007, 08:45:37 AM »
Quote from: nopeaceforland link=topic=13193.msg#msg date=
Quote from: MasterWolf1 link=topic=13193.msg#msg date=


The Kwanza Party gathering

Who's the white guy in the middle? :::D

You mean the white woman, don't you?


Oops, I stand corrected! ;) :::D

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Re: KWANZA IS UPON HAHA
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2007, 10:19:35 AM »
And here is Kwanza Klaus himself!







 ;D ;D :::D :::D that's hilarious. :::D

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« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2007, 10:23:04 AM »
What is Kwanza?

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Re: KWANZA IS UPON HAHA
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2007, 10:24:29 AM »
What is Kwanza?

If you have to ask, then consider yourself lucky.


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