I also came across this joke about commies! (This conversation "occured" when the former Soviet Union was existing!")
A British guy, a Frenchman and a Russian were in a bar debating whether Adam and Eve were British, French, or Russian.
The British guy says, " Obviously they were both British, observe how Adam offered Eve some of his apple after he received it from her, true British manners".
French guy says: "Non, non, monsieur they were both French. First of all they were both NAKED, and Eve was so feminine and seductive and drove Adam nuts".
Russian guy says: "Both of you are wrong. I can prove conclusively that Adam and Eve were nothing but Russian.
1) They had no clothes.
2) They had no heat.
3) All that was left to eat was one lousy apple and they called THIS paradise!"