*Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
*There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
*Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
*The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
*There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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