Funny Affirmative Action Story!!!!!!!!!

[judeanoncapta]

My wife told me that she walking down the street in Manhattan when an affirmative action female was walking alongside her.

 She turned right abruptly and her gargantuan behind literally knocked My wife off of the curb and into uncoming traffic. My wife got back on the curb before any car hit her and she saw the black woman completely oblivious to what her rear end had done.

Apparently she didn't even FEEL it.

That was my funniest Affirmative Action Story Ever.

[דוד בן זאב אריה]

Funny but scary what those blacks with the big tokhes can do

[newman]

Imagine the poor schvartza guy who has to climb that mountain once a month or so!

[דוד בן זאב אריה]

What is a gargantuan?

Large Behind AKA donkey

[fjack]

Was it as big as hoprah's?

[judeanoncapta]

Was it as big as hoprah's?

I don't see oprah's derrier knocking guests off of her stage so I guess it was bigger than Oprah's.

[Ambiorix]

What is a gargantuan?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gargantua_and_Pantagruel

[judeanoncapta]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

[Just Erica]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

[judeanoncapta]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

[Just Erica]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

[judeanoncapta]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

[Just Erica]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

[judeanoncapta]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.

[Just Erica]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.

Actually small is more relative to someone concentrating on the size of a black woman's behind. Who cares?

[judeanoncapta]

Hey, Erica what do you think of my wife's story?

I think the woman was rude for not saying atleast "Excuse me". As far as the big behind thing, I'm miffed that people keep bashing black women who have big behinds. What's the point? Some of you act as if black women with 'larger than your's" derrier's wake up in the morning and just attatch it before they walk out into the world. The black woman was rude as hell and should have been told about herself; but the stigma about how big her butt was really isn't important.

I don't think that they are EVIL for have humungous behinds.

I just find it amusing.

Why? It's a butt. And FYI there are blacks out there who don't have 'big behinds.' I fail to see why either is important though.

I don't know. It's just funny.

Every seen the Barnum and Bailey clown act with the school marm with the humungous behind and then another clown runs out from under there then she looks normal?

That is just funny. It is.

And if you can find me a black woman with a small behind, I'll be a monkey's uncle.

So now black women are 'freaks' ..oops... CLOWNS? OMG. Why would I do that? Find you a black woman with a small behind? What for? And by the way, I know plenty of black women with small backsides. So I guess you're a monkey's uncle.

Well, according to Darwin, I am a monkey's nephew.

And Small may be relative to you.

Actually small is more relative to someone concentrating on the size of a black woman's behind. Who cares?

I don't concentrate on black women's behinds, but when their behinds begin to attack my loved ones, I must fight back.