Happy birthday, Erica.
Are you having a Mississippi mudcake? 
No, idiot. My husband bought me a white sheet cake with buttercreme frosting. Man, I hate it when you do things like that.
Good thing I didn't mention cornbread or watermelon! 
I didn't eat that either. Watermelon is out of season and my husband took me to a gorgeous resturant for my birthday.

If you want to know what I had it was rotisserie chicken, garlic bread, and mashed potatoes with sour creme and chives. And I didn't have ripple... I had a glass of Sprite... my husband had coffee.
And just to let you know...the next insult I read from you concerning my race or what you think black people eat, I'm going to pass it right on by as if you didn't say anything.
Good night...