You actually changed the name of the thread Newman

Thanks...but I don't think we are exciting enough to warrant a thread.
I will tell you a story which
you, being like me, might find funny.
I had a conversation with a black man and his 'fiancee' the other day.
I was working

He asked me if I could cook. Being tired and annoyed by their
antics. I could really make you laugh if I could tell you the whole story in person. I said 'NO'.
He looked me dead in the face and said "Well...You can fry chicken can't you?!!!"
I felt like saying...Yep and I can slice watermelon too

I know that can be an offensive story but you had to be there. They were
stereotypical to a tee and quite abusive to boot.