FAREWELL TO MERKAVA

[Merkava]

Hello People !

I know many of you missed me and some of you even lost sleep with the idea that Merkava was banned for good. Well, a very kind soul was nice enough to give me a second chance. I have done alot of soul searching. I love the Zionist cause JTF represents and I have met some wonderful members in this forum. However being banned, calling me an anti semite and a liar doesn't sit well with Merkava. Here is the link to the article I was referring to and note its a Jewish source

http://www.jewishquarterly.org/article.asp?articleid=38

I also beleive its time to embark on a new adventure. I had a dream last night and I spoke with Hashem. He told me: Go and spread Merkavaism everywere you go. Merkavaism is the concept of creating a home land for the P@lestinain people within the Democratic Republic in Congo while pretending to be a P@lestinian and high jacking P@lestinain forums worldwide. I have now quit my daytime job and I will start preaching Merkavaism in every corner in the world.

So long my brothers and sisters. JTF has been great but its time for Merkava to tackle new challenges.

If I survive you may see me lurking on JTF. If you don't see me back its because I died for a good cause. 

[mord]

Are you becoming a porn actor i hope not

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Why is it easier to go off on these histrionic trips than to abide by the rules of the forum?

[Dr. Dan]

Merkava, you're such a silly goose...

drop by the forum every once in awhile because some of us need a little comic relief in an intense place like this.

[Scriabin]

Merkava, you're such a silly goose...

Don't you mean, "thuch a thilly gooth"?

[Tina Greco - Melbourne]

Bye bye Merkava I will see you on the darkside 

[kellymaureen]

I shall miss you and your terrific sense of humor....but not too much since I talk to you off the forum