In the Holiday Spirit !

[bongoid]

 :DTwas the night before kwanzaa, and all through the slum,
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>> Not a creature was stirring, not even a bum.
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>> The children had braided their cornrows with care,
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>> In the hope that Saint Sharpton would soon be there.
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>> The Crips and the Bloods made their holiday peace;
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>> The protesters protested: "F---k tha police!"
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>> The Jews and Koreans hid under their beds,
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>> While visions of rioters danced in their heads.
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>> In a crackhouse some pipeheads were lighting a rock,
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>> When all of a sudden there arose a loud knock.
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>> And what to their wondering eyes did appear,
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>> But New Yorks Finest, in full riot gear!
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>> Boards fell from the window and crashed to the floor,
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>> One landed in front of a twelve-year old whore.
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>> The cops went to work with their nightsticks in hand,
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>> Swinging at skulls as the Africans ran.
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>> A beating ensued as they tried to escape,
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>> But nobody got it on videotape.
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>> A greeting was heard as they managed to flee:
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>> "Merry Christmas, you F---s, from the N.Y.P.D.!"
 

[MassuhDGoodName]

Re:  "the night before kwanzaa"

At last!....a JTF Poet Laureate!

Hilarious!

 

[bongoid]

Re:  "the night before kwanzaa"

At last!....a JTF Poet Laureate!

Hilarious!

 

  While I appreciate the praise I, am not actually the author but thanks anyhow, my "Massuh" LOL !

[MasterWolf1]

What the hell is Kwanza a fake holiday where shoplifting becomes an art?

[Hail Columbia]

What the hell is Kwanza a fake holiday where shoplifting becomes an art?

You only scratched the surface of it.  Kwanzaa was the invention of a felon, Maulana Karenga, who ran a gang that went by the name of the United Slaves, as an affirmative action alternative to Christmas.  Everything about the holiday is all wrong.  Swahili, an eastern African language, is the official language of Kwanzaa, even though the vast majority of blacks in America have western African origins, and the cultural differences between western Africa, and eastern Africa, are comparable to the cultural differences between Saudi Arabia, and India.  Also, corn has a prominent place in Kwanzaa celebrations, even though corn is indigenous to Mexico, and was introduced to Africa through those evil, racist whites (lol).  And Kwanzaa is presented as a harvesting holiday, even though there is no harvest during the final week of December!  Stupid affirmative action people!

[bongoid]

What the hell is Kwanza a fake holiday where shoplifting becomes an art?

You only scratched the surface of it.  Kwanzaa was the invention of a felon, Maulana Karenga, who ran a gang that went by the name of the United Slaves, as an affirmative action alternative to Christmas.  Everything about the holiday is all wrong.  Swahili, an eastern African language, is the official language of Kwanzaa, even though the vast majority of blacks in America have western African origins, and the cultural differences between western Africa, and eastern Africa, are comparable to the cultural differences between Saudi Arabia, and India.  Also, corn has a prominent place in Kwanzaa celebrations, even though corn is indigenous to Mexico, and was introduced to Africa through those evil, racist whites (lol).  And Kwanzaa is presented as a harvesting holiday, even though there is no harvest during the final week of December!  Stupid affirmative action people!

  When you think of it,celebrating kwanzaa in swahili is like celebrating Independence day in Russian !