This year I pray
that the evil impulse does not lead me astray
I pray that my loins be girded about with righteousness
And the finger of the L-rd shield me from all manner of wickedness
I pray that I forget everything I used to know
and become something quite different
That I become cleansed of sin, as white as snow
And that my presence in the eyes of G-d no more be abhorrent
And I pray that all these demons be driven hence from my body
And get themselves far far away
The works of Hashem are perfect, while mine are truly shoddy
And Hell awaits for those who are gay
Yes, even so - gird yourself with golden words of the Law
The temptation of flesh seeks to make of you an animal
Wherefore let not be a woman's teat be found 'neath thy paw
And don't date an African - they might well be a cannibal