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Re: Great Monkey Joke for a good laugh!
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 02:08:35 AM »
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have cr*pped in it.)'

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'


The Amish man says: “Use two hands, you'll get more.”

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Re: Great Monkey Joke for a good laugh!
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 02:13:38 AM »
What a Muslim homsexual's most favorite time of day? Prayer time.

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Re: Great Monkey Joke for a good laugh!
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 02:46:07 AM »
What a Muslim homsexual's most favorite time of day? Prayer time.

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