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Offline rob shepherd

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Proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!
« on: June 24, 2008, 11:43:29 PM »
This was sent to me by my wife.  She in turn recieved it from her father.  If i had any hair on my head, it would have stood on end as I read it.  It goes to show you a lot of the countries around the world think AMERICA has ulterior motives anytime we do good for other nations.  Sometimes, well most of the time, I think we need to cut off that supply of goodwill.  Please feel free to repost in other forums, in bulletins, emails, and messages.  God bless AMERICA, our TROOPS, and ISRAEL!!!!!

                               
       
        When in England, at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was
asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
example of empire building' by George Bush.   
       He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has
sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for
freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked
for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'
       
    You could have heard a pin drop.
       
   
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       There was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a
break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying "Have
you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done?  He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended
to do, bomb them?"

        A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers
have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people;
they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed
3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of
fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen
helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from
their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
have?"
       
    You could have heard a pin drop.
       
   

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       A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that
included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and
French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a
large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those
countries.

         Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their
drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans
learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why
is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather
than speaking French?"

        Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German."
       
    You could have heard a pin drop.
       
   

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         AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
       
         Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris
by plane.  At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his
passport in his carry on.

        "You have been to
France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.

        Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously.

        Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'

        The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it."

       "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on
arrival in France!"

        The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then
he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day
in 1944 to help liberate this country,
I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to."
       
    You could have heard a pin drop.  O0 8;) O0 O0



 



       
       
       
       

 



 










 



       
 

 




 
 

 


 
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Offline Kushiel

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Re: Proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 02:51:57 AM »
         Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their
drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans
learn many languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why
is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather
than speaking French?"

        Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied "Maybe it's
because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you
wouldn't have to speak German."
       
    You could have heard a pin drop.

thats one of the best jokes i've heard in a while.

Offline HuntingMuslims

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Re: Proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 09:37:33 AM »
Thats Great!!! O0
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Offline syyuge

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Re: Proud to be AMERICAN!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 10:55:33 AM »
How do they call EXCELLENT in French. O0
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