Author Topic: A melangian calls 911 to complain about his sandwich (Read 4854 times)

Vito · « **on:** August 06, 2008, 12:20:16 PM »

Dis be a racist conspiracy!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,396867,00.html

(click video link on right side)

mord · « **Reply #1 on:** August 06, 2008, 12:24:16 PM »

the guy is nuts

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #2 on:** August 06, 2008, 01:35:40 PM »

MMMHMM, It be a conspiracy by da man for leavin da sauce out, can't a bruddah hab a sammich wit da sauce or dis be some racial stuff. It be like McDonald day be giving us cold french fries or too hot french fries day do dis on purpose day want da bruddah not to get his sammich, all though at home we bez eating cereal wit da roaches.

Rubystars · « **Reply #3 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:36:26 PM »

"I didn't get what I paid fo on da first sandwich dat I, dat I odor-ed. So I brought da sandwiches back and axed kin I get ma sandwich made da way day supposa be made."

LOL

Dr. Dan · « **Reply #4 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:54:31 PM »

and subway offered to make another sandwich for him...

$12...woopeewoa!

Rubystars · « **Reply #5 on:** August 06, 2008, 02:57:55 PM »

Here's what I don't understand. How freaking hard is it to put some mayonnaise and mustard on it himself?

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2008, 04:58:54 PM »

I actually am quite fond of Subway. It is very healthy for fast food and is almost all I eat on road trips (Baruch HaShem, every truck stop has one now).

Anyway, this ape's real beef was the sandwich is that it didn't have toasted monkey dung spread on the bread.

Rubystars · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:00:28 PM »

I like their Italian BMT. I asked several people who worked there what BMT means and no one knows. lol It's good though. I also like the cold cut trio.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #8 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:06:39 PM »

The BMT is my favorite sandwich there too.

Vito · « **Reply #9 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 05:00:28 PM

I like their Italian BMT. I asked several people who worked there what BMT means and no one knows. lol It's good though. I also like the cold cut trio.

Quote from: C.F. on August 06, 2008, 05:06:39 PM

The BMT is my favorite sandwich there too.

Aww.. a match made in heaven

briann · « **Reply #10 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:38:04 PM »

Cummon... The sandwhich didnt taste good. What do you expect him to do?

Im gonna call 9/11 right now to complain about my cable.

Jericho Missile · « **Reply #11 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:40:49 PM »

If that schvartza wants a little sauce on that roll, they should take the hoagie roll and wipe out the inside of the toilet with it, then put the lunch meat on.

Rubystars · « **Reply #12 on:** August 06, 2008, 05:54:17 PM »

Vito I sent you a private message.

zachor_ve_kavod · « **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2008, 06:05:24 PM »

Quote from: C.F. on August 06, 2008, 04:58:54 PM

I actually am quite fond of Subway. It is very healthy for fast food and is almost all I eat on road trips (Baruch HaShem, every truck stop has one now).

Anyway, this ape's real beef was the sandwich is that it didn't have toasted monkey dung spread on the bread.

Monkey dung spread? That's hilarious!!!

Rubystars · « **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2008, 06:08:51 PM »

I guarantee you the next Subway he goes to will make sure he gets the special sauce. lol

RanterMaximus · « **Reply #15 on:** August 06, 2008, 06:26:20 PM »

What a goof. And is it just me, or is Sunway way overrated?

Rubystars · « **Reply #16 on:** August 06, 2008, 07:49:17 PM »

Quote from: rantermaximus on August 06, 2008, 06:26:20 PM

What a goof. And is it just me, or is Sunway way overrated?

It's healthier than McDonald's or Taco bell and fast and inexpensive.

P J C · « **Reply #17 on:** August 06, 2008, 07:52:02 PM »

WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?

Rubystars · « **Reply #18 on:** August 06, 2008, 08:21:08 PM »

Quote from: ProJewChristian on August 06, 2008, 07:52:02 PM

WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?

When stories like this are all over the news I become very frightened and think... ok, what story are they HIDING?

Confederate Kahanist · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:22:35 PM »

Jared Fogle ought to teach this guy a lesson and make him respect Subway.

P J C · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2008, 07:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Chad on August 08, 2008, 06:22:35 PM

Jared Fogle ought to teach this guy a lesson and make him respect Subway.

cloudberry · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2008, 06:36:29 AM »

Men are such fuss pots when they are hungry.

ChaimBenMordechai · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2008, 04:17:59 PM »

A lot of the Subway's in my area are operated by Muslims.

Naturally, I will not patronize them.

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2008, 07:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Rubystars on August 06, 2008, 08:21:08 PM

Quote from: ProJewChristian on August 06, 2008, 07:52:02 PM
WHY DID THIS EVEN MAKE NEWS!?

When stories like this are all over the news I become very frightened and think... ok, what story are they HIDING?

On arrival to the scene of the ' supposed crime, ' the police officers should have dumped a bucket of sauce on his head. That would have been a most befitting punishment.