Author Topic: Make you guys laugh, Have fun with this Islam Mother Goose (Read 13282 times)

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:30:11 PM »

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:32:16 PM »

Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:34:30 PM »

Q:What's a Muslim's girlfriend like?
A: She has hooves, horns, a beard and likes to eat everything in sight.

HuntingMuslims · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:39:41 PM »

What do you call a muslim woman going for an abortion?..........A crime stopper

Whats black and brown weights 75lbs and looks good on a muslim?...........A Doberman

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #29 on:** August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM »

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM

Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

HuntingMuslims · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:31:51 PM »

Quote from: republicandox on August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:48:36 PM »

Quote from: HuntingMuslims on August 13, 2008, 07:31:51 PM

Quote from: republicandox on August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Dox THATS GREAT!!!!!!

P J C · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2008, 07:59:53 PM »

Quote from: republicandox on August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:24:51 PM »

Quote from: ProJewChristian on August 13, 2008, 07:59:53 PM

Quote from: republicandox on August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Thanks

Shalom from Dox

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2008, 08:29:33 PM »

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 14, 2008, 02:28:31 PM »

A Sat Nigh Special in Egypt: Wild Turkey and 2 camels in an open tent

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #36 on:** August 14, 2008, 05:12:10 PM »

Quote from: ProJewChristian on August 13, 2008, 07:59:53 PM

Quote from: republicandox on August 13, 2008, 06:55:23 PM
Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:14:36 PM
Now thats good

Hi Wolf, I have one more for you....

Mohamed and Barak were two pretty men...they lay in the tent till the clock struck ten...then up starts Mohamed and looks at the sky....oh brother Barak the camel dung is pretty high....you go before with the goats and hag....I will come after with Farrakhan covered in a cat littler bag!

Here is another one .......... Mecca's Domes are falling down...falling down....falling down......Mecca's domes are falling down ....Statue of Liberty is my fair Lady !

Zionistforever · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2008, 09:06:04 AM »

Quote from: ProJewChristian on August 13, 2008, 04:04:17 PM

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 13, 2008, 04:03:08 PM
there was an old lady who lived in a shoe she had so many kids with bomb belt but new what to do, she sent em out to be blown up, and 72 virgins all in a cup

3 blind burkas see how they run as soon they hear the infidel army firing their gun

lmao

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM »

Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #39 on:** August 16, 2008, 11:16:32 PM »

Quote from: Blastaway on August 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM

Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?

A. A WET RAG !

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:21:50 PM »

Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2008, 02:41:47 PM »

Quote from: republicandox on August 16, 2008, 11:16:32 PM

Quote from: Blastaway on August 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?

A. A WET RAG !

Good one. I have another.

A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #42 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:26:18 PM »

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 17, 2008, 02:21:50 PM

Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.

Wolf !!!

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #43 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Blastaway on August 17, 2008, 02:41:47 PM

Quote from: republicandox on August 16, 2008, 11:16:32 PM
Quote from: Blastaway on August 15, 2008, 05:32:41 PM
Q:Why did the Muzzie crossed the street?
A: To get run over by a speeding car.

Q: What do you call a swimming Muslim?

A. A WET RAG !

Good one. I have another.

A:What do you call an Arab who is illegally 'living' in Israel?
Q: A SAND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoIsraelGo! · « **Reply #44 on:** August 18, 2008, 10:35:37 PM »

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on August 17, 2008, 02:21:50 PM

Twinkle Twinkle little star, Mohammed worshipped you from a far, his 4 wives wearing burka and all, got lashings when didn't hear Mohammed's call.

Wee Willy Obama runs through the town....upstairs and downstairs in his islamic nightgown....rapping at the mosque....crying through the lock...are the muzzies in their tents....now it's 8 o clock!