Any favorite stupid quotes?

[nopeaceforland]

Some of mine are: "I'm not antiSemitic, I just want Israel wiped off the face of the earth" Badmmod Amadamnnutjob

"I've been to 57 states and I think I have 1 more" Barack Hussein

While showing a shvug junkie on tv: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

Those old Christian Children's Fund Ads: While emaciated kids standing next to a 300lb Sally Struthers: "These children are hungry."

Any more?

[Americanhero1]

Some of mine are: "I'm not antiSemitic, I just want Israel wiped off the face of the earth" Badmmod Amadamnnutjob

"I've been to 57 states and I think I have 1 more" Barack Hussein

While showing a shvug junkie on tv: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste"

Those old Christian Children's Fund Ads: While emaciated kids standing next to a 300lb Sally Struthers: "These children are hungry."

Any more?

Only you can prevent forest fires

[Rubystars]

most sentences containing "Palestine"

[firster555]

"islam is a religion of peace"

[Dan]

"Moderate Muslim countries such as Saudia Arabia and Pakistan are allies of the United States" G.W. Bush

[TruthSpreader]

"I did not have sex with that woman." Bill Clinton.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

"Islam has been hijacked" (by the entire left-wing establishment)

The truth, of course, is that it's been Judaism and Christianity that have been hijacked, by the communist left.

[nopeaceforland]

" We must democratize Iraq" Dubya Guys: I don't think it's fair to have any GWB quotes, because we could fill a whole section on that! I'd say may he get brain damage, but G-d beat me to it! Or if someone has a link to his Majesty's stupid quotes, that would help.

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

[nopeaceforland]

"I did not have sex with that woman." Bill Clinton.

The quote is: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman.... Ms. Lewinsky." You must get that quote verbatim, for 2 reasons: A. It makes him look even more foolish and B. It's much too famous and funny to mess up!

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brasilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

"I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

 "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

[TruthSpreader]

"I smoked marijuana but didn't inhale." Bill Clinton.

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

[Dan]

#3 "Nu-Qular Weapons"
#2 "Freedom For the Iraqi people"
#1 "Weapons of Mass Destruction" has to be King"

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

[Shamgar]

 "I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!" Larry the Cable Guy

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

[Americanhero1]

"I was madder than a skinhead watching The Jeffersons!" Larry the Cable Guy

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

[Shamgar]

"This is a stain on his legacy, much worse, much deeper, than the one on Monica's blue dress." --Obama adviser Gordon Fischer, on Bill Clinton's attacks on Obama

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

"Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001

[Americanhero1]

GWB
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002