What was the turn of events when the Nazi Blaise Pascal registered as a sex offender?
A long queue of his victims' fathers ambushed him outside the parole building and beat him to a bloody pulp.
3 (42.9%)
The lady who took his photo for the internet died of aspiration pneumonia because he was so hideously ugly, even by pedo standards, that she gagged the entire contents of her stomach into her lungs.
2 (28.6%)
His husband (in California) Frank Weltner dropped him off and picked him up in his authentic restored 1943 VW halftrack troop carrier.
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The police held him because of an outstanding warrant for indecent conduct with a goat.