Check out this JTF World Exclusive transcript of a Senate lavatory meeting today between Pruneface and his boyfriend Sen. Arlen Sphincter (
R[INO]
-PA)!
SPHINCTER: Man, you look down today, Joey boy. What's wrong?
PRUNEFACE: I can't believe Barry didn't pick me on Saturday!
SPHINCTER: Don't take it personally. He needed someone who's a real attack-dog and he might have thought that you're too much of a nice guy.
PRUNEFACE: But I've been a good wittle self-hating Jew! A good wittle Jew! He needed me to win over the Jewish vote because Jews don't trust him! That hatemongerer Chaim Pesach is telling my people lies about him! Why didn't Barry notice me!?!?!!!
(sobs audibly)SPHINCTER: Now, now, there's still a chance John might pick you. Keep your chin up. I've been a good little Jew too, but I didn't get picked either.
PRUNEFACE: But I loved Barry! I still love him so so much! I always voted the way the NAACP wanted me to! I love blacks! Why didn't Barry pick me!!!!!
SPHINCTER: It's okay. I love blacks too. I know how you feel. I was really hoping Obama would select me also. But he made his choice, and we'll just have to live with it. I'm sure that he will ask us to campaign for him soon. That will make you feel better.
PRUNEFACE: But it's not the same! It's not fair!!!! Life's not fair!!!!
(socks side of urinal, visibly hurting hand) Ouuuch!!!
SPHINCTER: Is that vodka I smell on you? Please get a hold of yourself. This is not the end of the world. We have many important votes to get to this fall and you can't be boozing yourself up again. It's not couth and besides, it hasn't exactly done wonders for your skin up to this point.
PRUNEFACE: I don't care!!! Life's not worth living if my one and only true love rejected me!!!
SPHINCTER: Please control yourself. I really don't want to have to call Capitol security because I fear you may harm yourself.
PRUNEFACE: It's okay. I'm sure I will feel better once I make noontime prayers at the Al-Ahram mosque.
SPHINCTER: That's the spirit. In fact, I think I want to join you.
Chaimfan