Burglar wakes men with spice rub and sausage

[Vito]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AnkCl3__WlZj3Aldn5qFGo4Z.3QA

FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
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Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

[Americanhero1]

 

 

[q_q_]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sausage_attack;_ylt=AnkCl3__WlZj3Aldn5qFGo4Z.3QA

FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.
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Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.

BRILLIANT!

i'm sure rabbi kahane would come up with some hilarious reasons

maybe he lived nearby and he got sick of them doing barbecues in the garden.. the smell.
or he ate there the week before and didn't like their spicy sausages.
or he didn't like the fact that they didn't give him spicy sausages.

or maybe this was a thing to advertise a new restaurant he was opening.

[P J C]

Simply Hilarious! 

[Vito]

I couldn't hold myself when I read this 

[q_q_]

I couldn't hold myself when I read this 

I think you meant that "hold myself in"

otherwise you might hit yourself with a sausage.

[Shamgar]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

[q_q_]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

[Shamgar]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.

[Americanhero1]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.

[nopeaceforland]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.

No obscene pictures please! As for the story, some people have no taste. At least add some tomatoes, and tomato paste, garlic add meatballs, some sugar a little wine! Sorry, a bad Godfather joke.

[Americanhero1]

It is for exactly this reason why I double lock and bolt my doors at night.

allergy to sausages?

Nope, just getting whacked with one over 8". Make that any size, I am kinda old fashioned.

No obscene pictures please! As for the story, some people have no taste. At least add some tomatoes, and tomato paste, garlic add meatballs, some sugar a little wine! Sorry, a bad Godfather joke.