A CHimpanzee and a nazi

[gentilerighteous]

A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.

[Rhuan]

Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.

[jewishron]

A Chimpanzee and a nazi had a battle of wits

the chimpanzee won , the nazi he did s#it

The Chimpanzee hasn't much of a brain

But twice as much as the smartest nazi, just the same

and heres the surprise, though I sound rather rotten

The Chimpanzees name was Osama Bin Ladin.

no offense but dont quite your day job

[khaan]

call me a mutant, but i found it slightly funny.

[TheCoon]

Nazis love to talk about the superiority of the white race. Meanwhile, they're the most inbred spawn of poor breeding you'll ever see.

[NeverMore]

Sorry, I really don't find this one funny.

gentilerighteous, seems like you have offended his hero hehe  there you got my wit hehe 

[Rhuan]

I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.

[NeverMore]

I'm not a flipping muslim. I'm a christian.

oh i know i know. a little sense of humor can do you good i believe...

[Rhuan]

Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

[NeverMore]

Sorry, I've just always been rathy touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.

[wonderfulgoy]

I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.

[Rhuan]

Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.

I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.

[NeverMore]

Sorry, I've just always been rather touchy when people compare me to mass murderers. It also always makes me think of my great grandmother being murdered by the nazis, I know it was before I was born, but that doesn't stop me thinking about it.

man, if you could only know how much i sympathize with your sorrow about your great grandmother. i know how it feels, believe me. i also have great grandparents killed in the holocaust (a great grandmother murdered my nazis, a second great grandmother killed by disease during evacuation of Jews from Moldova when hitler (YM"s) invaded, the whole family of my grandmother and other relatives i cant recall right now).
we are on the same side of fighting evil, believe me.

I'm sorry, I should have taken your original jest as simply a jest, I'm just too used to people saying things like that to me and not meaning it as a joke.

I'm sorry if I brought up painful thoughts with my comments, and I sympathise with you.

dude, thats cool.

[gentilerighteous]

I'm a fan of thy poetry thus far, Gentilerighteous.

Now, in the zeitgeist of this thread let me put forward a little something I penned myself.   


It came to pass, on one bright night,

The firmament illumined by glorious moon shine,

That a young Hebrew came to see the light

Gave up her wicked ways, and for G-d did opine

And the finger of the L-rd was upon her,

And she did fall upon her face

Cried tears of repentance, but was a goner

The ill-lighted menora blew up and sent her into space.

O M GOODNESS!!!!!!! As I see that one as somewhat funny, (not meaning things blowing up in folks faces, but the poem)