Make up your own stupid joke. I thought it would be fun to see what kind of jokes you could come up with. Bitter is good. Here's one:
Q: Why do muslim women wear veils?
A: So you can't see the bruises.
Here's another:
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a tampon?
A: There is no difference.
Not vulgar enough for you? Here's another:
Q: What's the difference between a muslim and a camel?
A: A camel wouldn't have sex with a muslim. (I had to clean that up a little)
Not stupid enough? Here's another:
Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a cabbage?
A: About 3 IQ points.
Last one...the stupidest joke of all...
Barack Obama
Go ahead and make your stupid joke. A little bile never hurt anyone.