I can play, technically. I know how to move the pieces. I also like recreating the moves of the chess masters by moving pieces on my board and seeing what they did in the game as much as I can understand it. However, I never had the time to learn how to play well. I was on a chess site once and someone got angry with me and told me to stop messing around and make a real move. Well I was doing the best I could, but I think unless I can get some practice and read up on techniques I would still be at a level 0.
I believe I could do moderately well at the game if I took time to really get into it though, but I've never taken that time.