But seriously, here is what's going to happen:
KFC are going to come up with a special inauguration day deal- free extra fried chicken wings for everyone who present them with an original autographed portrait of BHO.
When Obama appears on at the stage, the entire crowd begins to close in toward him, everyman tries to outpace the others to get the autograph.
Very quickly the situation goes out of control and people are trampled yet the human wave keeps going forward. Then BHO's bodyguards open fire at the crowd in a vain attempt to stop its advanced. But this only serve to further enrage the mob. The security forces quickly disappear underneath the human wave of enraged Obamaiites.
Obama makes a desperate retreat towards the presidential helicopter, but so so the Bushes, and there is not enough room to accommodate them all. So they begin to fight while the mob keeps flowing fast towards them. Finally they all somehow squeeze into the chopper but it can't take off fast enough due to the extra weight. It only lifts of 10 inches off the ground when the mob's angry hands reach the chopper's belly and cause it to crash back on the ground, the propeller slashes through the mob and chopping limbs and heads but still the mob won't cease.
Obama is seized by the mob and he is ripped apart and then, as the mob keeps squeezing into the stop, a huge human pile converges on top of his dismembered body and the immense weight turns his remains crush his bones to dust and extracts the intracellar fluid of his tissue, turning his remains into a human soup.
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