I was inspired by Yacov Menashe ben Rachamim's description of [censored] as "affirmative action people", when he coined that term to describe this forum. I expanded on that, and this is what I came up with:
Rap - affirmative action music
Rapper - affirmative action performing artist
Rap DJ/producer - affirmative action musician
Afrocentrism - affirmative action history
graffiti - affirmative action art
welfare - affirmative action paycheck
breakdancing - affirmative action dancing
malpractice - affirmative action medical care
unwed mother with 3+ children - affirmative action family
Section 8 - affirmative action housing
storefront - affirmative action church
Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, &c... - affirmative action preachers
Lift Every Voice and Sing - affirmative action national anthem
Kwanzaa, Juneteenth - affirmative action holidays
BET (also MTV and VH1) - affirmative action channels
Kwame Kilpatrick, David Dinkins, &c... - affirmative action mayors
Maxine Waters, Charles Rangel, John Conyers, &c... - affirmative action congressmen/women
Barack Hussein Obama - affirmative action senator/presidential candidate
Detroit, Oakland, New Orleans, Baltimore, Washington D.C., Newburgh (NY), Newark (NJ), &c... - affirmative action cities
Kwame Nkrumah, Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe, Nelson Mandela, Thabo Mbeki - affirmative action leaders
black-on-black crime, AIDS - affirmative action population control
Nation of Islam - affirmative action religion
street gangs - affirmative action social clubs
inner-city public schools - affirmative action babysitting
jail - affirmative action quarantine center
Can anyone add to that?