Please join me in giving a yimach schma to a nasty trampola.

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Everybody but Chaim Ben Pesach in particular,

Please give a hearty yimach schma for me to a stinking piece of walking female dreck who is competing with my best friend for the attention of a guy she really likes. This unnamed 21-year old floozy (my friend will not give me her name because she knows how Chaimfan goes kind of crazy sometimes on people who cross him) is a complete and utter tease: she is busty, has a nice posterior, and flaunts it to all the guys at her church. She hits on men twice her age. This shiksa ADMITS that she is a vile tease (she says she does not want to settle down or have a boyfriend), and yet she shoves her "junk" in the faces of all the males at church. (Why the pastor and elders let her get away with this I don't know.)

I would let this slutcake have it in person if I could, in the middle of church, but my best friend, and the church she is currently attending, are overseas. I know exactly how she feels because there was a skank at my church last summer who, despite having a boyfriend, teased all the men there.

My best friend is a very righteous Gentile sister who loves the Chosen People and is against Obama. She is not a JTF member (I have told her about it many times, but she just hasn't gotten around to checking it out for herself), but she is an awesome person, who actually has the same passion as Chaim Ben Pesach does on some issues.  She really deserves a shot at this guy and not to be oneupped by a nasty kurva.

Chaiman

[Lisa]

C.F., your best friend sounds like a nice girl.  She deserves a man who will appreciate her for the good person she is.  If the guy she likes falls for this tease, then you and she should know that it wasn't meant to be.  Sounds like your friend deserves better. 

Otherwise, the yimach shma curse is not appropriate for a young woman who is a tease.  Perhaps that girl is a tease because she's really insecure and she thinks that she'll be popular that way.  Do you really know this young girl's background other than the fact that she's a tease?  Do you know what kind of parents she has?  Do you know if her parents are still together?  Being a tease does not make a person evil.  If you keep throwing around this curse, it will lose all its meaning. 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Lisa, immoral tramps murder the souls of men who are struggling with sexual temptation. Isn't it a grave sin in Judaism for a Jew to cause another Jew to sin? This woman claims to be a Christian but she is behaving almost pornographically around other Christians by teasing with her body. In addition to the sexual temptation and lust that she causes, she is also leading men on and breaking their hearts. I really don't care what her background is; people who behave this way are vile.

[Rubystars]

She just sounds like a young girl with self-esteem issues. C.F. where is your Christian compassion? That girl is a person too and has feelings, and I don't know how good she could feel about being that way. Maybe she would like to have a relationship but she's afraid to for some reason, but she still wants to be seen as sexy because it helps her feel better about herself.

[~Hanna~]

Lisa, immoral tramps murder the souls of men who are struggling with sexual temptation. Isn't it a grave sin in Judaism for a Jew to cause another Jew to sin? This woman claims to be a Christian but she is behaving almost pornographically around other Christians by teasing with her body. In addition to the sexual temptation and lust that she causes, she is also leading men on and breaking their hearts. I really don't care what her background is; people who behave this way are vile.

How come you never post about all the men that go around breaking women's/girls hearts???

There are quite a few of them.

[Zelhar]

These girl (the 'tease') is doing G-d's work by testing your friend's maybe boyfriend. She is not her competition because you assert that the 'tease' is not looking for a boyfriend. So, if the guy caves in to her temptation your friend would know that he has this weakness, and if he doesn't- than your friend would know that he's a keeper.

[AsheDina]

This girl is acting like a Jezebel.  A firm private REBUKE would help her a lot.

[mord]

Too bad were not back in the time of the Puritans she would be dragged from Church put in stocks and the whole community would throw rotten fruit and vegetables at her.Then they would put her in a dunking chair where she would get dunked in the nearest body of water

[Lisa]

Lisa, immoral tramps murder the souls of men who are struggling with sexual temptation.

C.F., I think that's going too far. Men are also responsible for their actions.  For example, you say she's a tease.  Does she lure men from that church into bed and then turn them away at the very last minute?  Or is she just a good looking girl who dresses immodestly. 

Now think about what immodest means because that can be highly subjective.  What might be immodest to me might be fine for another woman, etc. 

[Xoce]

Lisa, immoral tramps murder the souls of men who are struggling with sexual temptation. Isn't it a grave sin in Judaism for a Jew to cause another Jew to sin? This woman claims to be a Christian but she is behaving almost pornographically around other Christians by teasing with her body. In addition to the sexual temptation and lust that she causes, she is also leading men on and breaking their hearts. I really don't care what her background is; people who behave this way are vile.

How come you never post about all the men that go around breaking women's/girls hearts???

There are quite a few of them.

  so true, Hanna.

[~Hanna~]

Lisa, immoral tramps murder the souls of men who are struggling with sexual temptation. Isn't it a grave sin in Judaism for a Jew to cause another Jew to sin? This woman claims to be a Christian but she is behaving almost pornographically around other Christians by teasing with her body. In addition to the sexual temptation and lust that she causes, she is also leading men on and breaking their hearts. I really don't care what her background is; people who behave this way are vile.

How come you never post about all the men that go around breaking women's/girls hearts???

There are quite a few of them.

  so true, Hanna.

yes...

[New Yorker]

Can't be yimach schmaing everyone that pisses you off, it's a extremely nasty curse, should be reserved for truly evil people. I'm not to versed in the curses, do we have anyone out there that knows some less extreme curses for situations like this one? 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Of course I hate men who manipulate and break the hearts of women. In fact, this situation happened to another female friend of mine and I learned of it later that evening. But I don't have firsthhand experience with nasty guys breaking girls' hearts.

[Rubystars]

Can't be yimach schmaing everyone that pisses you off, it's a extremely nasty curse, should be reserved for truly evil people. I'm not to versed in the curses, do we have anyone out there that knows some less extreme curses for situations like this one? 

I used to suggest "May they stub their toe"

[New Yorker]

Can't be yimach schmaing everyone that pisses you off, it's a extremely nasty curse, should be reserved for truly evil people. I'm not to versed in the curses, do we have anyone out there that knows some less extreme curses for situations like this one? 

I used to suggest "May they stub their toe"

Okay, now that's too lenient! We need something between them stubbing their toe, and them falling into the pit of hell to be erased from the earth for all time. 

[~Hanna~]

How about we just let G-d decide....

[Xoce]

Can't be yimach schmaing everyone that pisses you off, it's a extremely nasty curse, should be reserved for truly evil people. I'm not to versed in the curses, do we have anyone out there that knows some less extreme curses for situations like this one? 

I used to suggest "May they stub their toe"

Okay, now that's too lenient! We need something between them stubbing their toe, and them falling into the pit of hell to be erased from the earth for all time. 

 

[nessuno]

How about we just let G-d decide....

Perfect answer! 
 

[nessuno]

This is how I look at it.
If the guy goes for the other girl, not your friend, good riddence and good luck to the both of them.
Time to move on.   Tell her to concentrate her efforts on a good guy who is available. 

[cjd]

CF, you sound like a great friend but I think its wrong to curse this other girl like that. I think you need to advise your friend to move on to bigger and better things. Your description of her activities in the church made me laugh  . I guess that coffee hour some of the Christian churches have must be a real panic. It could be classified as the time that tries some mens soul's with people like her around