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"Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« on: June 07, 2009, 10:50:36 AM »


"PROPHET" DIED WHILE MAKING LOVE TO AISHA
Ayesha Ahmed

Allah gave our "PROPHET" the best death a horny man can dream of, he died while making love to the one he loved to make love most..

PROOF THAT HE DIED DURING AN EXPLOSIVE MOMENT



Ibn Hisham page 682:

….that he heard Aisha say: “The apostle
died on my bosom during my turn: [of having sex with]. It was due to my ignorance and extreme youth that the apostle died in my arms

Sahih Bukhari,
Volume 7, Book 62, Number 144:

Narrated ‘Aisha:
He died on the day of my usual turn ( of having sex) at my house.
Allah took him unto him while his head was between my chest and my
neck and his saliva was mixed with my SALIVA.

Aisha is blaming her youth and ignorance for causing "PROPHET"’s death . Aisha’s eager cooperation excited "PROPHET" immensely which lead to a wild session of foreplay and tongue action followed by intensive sex . Due to her inexperience she could not see the danger of an old man performing sex with a young woman during his serious illness. Timely slowing down or stopping him could have saved his life. "PROPHET" had an explosive climax which his old and sick heart could not handle and went in a cardiac arrest. She saw him die and slump on her bosom during his moment of extreme pleasure. (which is not uncommon in such cases). That is why she felt guilty of causing his death..

HE DID NOT RECITE KALIMA AT DEATH

The hadiths indicate that instead of having kalima on his mouth like a good muslim during his last moments , "PROPHET"’s mouth was busy in tongue action and French kissing.

HARD FACTS

His body must have stiffened as he died during his pleasure moment in an “as is” condition. The fact that they tried to cover him with triple shroud indicates an embarrassing bulge which they must have tried to even out by extra layers of clothing. They wouldn’t have wanted all to know what their "PROPHET" was up to when he died.

Dawood, Book 20, Number 3147:

Narrated Abdullah ibn Abbas:

The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) was shrouded in three garments made in Najran: two garments and one shirt in which he died.

Apparently neither the three clothing layers nor the reported delay in burial helped in the situation and he was buried quietly.



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MOHAMMAD AND AYESHA

By Ayesha Ahmed

Mrs. Abu Bakr: Abu ,I don’t like that weirdo friend of yours coming here daily.

Abu Bakr: Why?

Mrs Abu Bakr: I don’t like the way he looks at little Ayesha.

Abu Bakr: Crazy woman, he is her grandfather’s age, he loves children, that’s all.

Mrs Abu bakr: I don’t know if he loves children or just wants to make love to children.

AbuBakr:What nonsense are you saying. For God’s sake he has Quran in his chest.

Mrs AbuBakr: Quran is in his chest, not between his legs. Anyways I don’t want him to come near my little daughter. He gives lice to her  every time he hugs  her. Even his beard has lice.

Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 130:

Allah's Apostle used to visit Um Haram bint Milhan she was the wife of 'Ubada bin As-Samit. One day the Prophet visited her and she provided him with food and started looking for lice in his head.

Abu Dawood Book 19, Number 3074:

She was picking lice from the head of the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) while the wife of Uthman ibn Affan and the immigrant women were with him.

AbuBkr: Woman you should not talk about prophet of Allah like that. He is the greatest man who ever lived.

Mrs Abu Bakr: If he is so great why does he swim with the dead dogs in the pond which has garbage and menstrual blood?

AbuBakr: What are you talking about?

Mrs AbuBakr: Yesterday I went to throw garbage in the Budaah well; he was jumping up and down and enjoying himself in the filthy stinky water. I asked him what he was doing in the dirty water. He said this water is clean. I said how that water can be clean with so many dead dogs, rags of menstrual blood and garbage in it. He said nothing makes water dirty. He then drank some water, performed wudu and left to lead Maghreb prayer. No wonder he stinks so bad.

Abu Dawood ,Book 1, Number 0066:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:

The people asked the Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Can we perform ablution out of the well of Buda'ah, which is a well into which menstrual clothes, dead dogs and stinking things were thrown? He replied: Water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

Abu Dawood,Book 1, Number 0067:

Narrated AbuSa'id al-Khudri:

I heard that the people asked the Prophet of Allah (peace_be_upon_him): Water is brought for you from the well of Buda'ah. It is a well in which dead dogs, menstrual clothes and excrement of people are thrown. The Messenger of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) replied: Verily water is pure and is not defiled by anything.

Tafsir Qurtubi, chapter vol 13, page 51

Prophet drank dirty water from Budaah well and performed wudu with it.

(For other references to Prophet’s(PBUH)  bathing, drinking  and making wudu with  the water from Budaah well with dead dogs, garbage and menstrual blood listen to the last part of the following debate between a muslim scholar and a Christian Arab)



AbuBakr: Woman, don’t you understand, you witnessed Allah’s miracle .If I and you drink the Budaah well water, we   will be sick and may even die. But nothing happens to Mohammed. Doesn’t that prove that he is Allah’s prophet?

Mrs Abu Bakr: No, that proves that he is a nut case and we should not allow him near our daughter.

AbuBakr: Too late for that. Today he asked me for her hand and I accepted.

MrsAbuBakr: You crazy old man, why didn’t you say no. Mohammed is not only crazy, he is her grandfather’s age.

AbuBakr: I did but he said these are Allah’s orders and he is helpless in that matter. I had to agree, I don’t want to make Allah angry and end up in hellfire.

Mrs AbuBakr: Can you at least put a marriage condition not to come near Ayesha after he bathes or make wudu in Budaah water?.


http://www.islamreview.com/articles/PROPHET%20DIED%20WHILE%20MAKING%20LOVE%20TO%20AISHAprint.htm

http://www.islamreview.com/articles/mohammad_and_ayeshaprint.htm

 
Isaiah 62:1 -  For Zion's sake I am not silent, And for Jerusalem's sake I do not rest, Till her righteousness go out as brightness, And her salvation, as a torch that burns.

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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2009, 01:19:01 PM »
That's pretty hilarious.

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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2009, 01:53:56 PM »
"PROPHET" had an explosive climax which his old and sick heart could not handle and went in a cardiac arrest.
 

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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »
 :dance:   :celebrate: :::D  It's like when the hooker told the police after her customer croaked at a bad time. "I thought he was coming but I guess he must have been going". Anyway three cheers for Aisha :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2009, 11:01:56 PM »
Pretty funny.  Just shows how gross these people are  :::D :::D :::D
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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2009, 10:23:46 AM »
 :::D MOO HAM HEAD

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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2009, 04:27:40 AM »
I thought porno stories would be banned here  ;D
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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2009, 04:35:55 AM »
I thought porno stories would be banned here  ;D

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Re: "Prophet" died While Making Love to Aisha
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2009, 01:43:53 PM »
Simply disgusting. Can you imagine the horror on that poor girls face as a scuzzy bearded, smelly, fifty something muhammad dropped his pants and jumped on top of nine year old Aisha? To think people actually regard this child molester as a prophet. He would be in jail today, getting shanked by other prisoners.