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Are you Mohammed????
« on: June 28, 2009, 10:25:37 AM »
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds ..
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Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?   'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher
still.

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You
will find Mohammed higher up.

Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs,
ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing. 'No, my s on. I am God. But you look
exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and
Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!' 
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2009, 10:27:54 AM »
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates. He is very
excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a
ladder that rises into the clouds ..
0
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the
ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room
where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?   'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher
still.

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the
ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets
another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You
will find Mohammed higher up.

Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs,
ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room
where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath
from all his climbing. 'No, my s on. I am G-d. But you look
exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'

G-d looks behind him, claps his hands and
Calls out: ' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!' 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Thy destroyers and they that make thee waste shall go forth of thee.  Isaiah 49:17

 
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2009, 10:28:57 AM »
That was funny!

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2009, 12:35:46 PM »
The joke is funny, but on the other hand it's a great honor to serve God.

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 01:00:40 PM »
LMAOOO

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2009, 01:27:36 PM »
 :::D

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2009, 01:43:12 PM »
 :laugh:
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2009, 01:48:26 PM »
The joke is funny, but on the other hand it's a great honor to serve G-d.

That's what I felt. This joke is a double edged sword.

Anyhow... ;D :laugh: :::D 
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2009, 02:01:07 PM »
' Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!' 

PMSL!!!!  :::D
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 02:12:40 PM by New Yorker »
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2009, 06:19:28 PM »
that was very good and right to the point!  :P :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2009, 08:15:15 PM »
 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2009, 08:25:03 PM »
Why are jebus and mohammud higher up than Moses? Torah says that there will never be another prophet like Moses, who's prophecy is face to face to Hashem... He was the true servant of Hashem... Other than that, it is funny...

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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 03:50:31 AM »
During his so-called sojourn to haven under the able guidance of Burrack, he has intentionally and specifically but wickedly attempted to prove that he was superior to Moses and Jebus and was comparable only to Abraham. 
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Re: Are you Mohammed????
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 11:13:38 AM »
I kind of hoped that at the end of the ladder this muslime pig will fall down.
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