The Best Site in the History of Man

[Diogenes]

This is the most hilarious and genius site I've seen so far on my travels on the marvellous and infinite web. You are truly masters of great jest and satire of the finest calibre. I've witnessed plenty attempts to try and capture the frantic lunacy of extreme conservatism and zionism, but this site, my good and most honourable gentlemen, takes the prize.

My deepest applaud for your brilliant suggestion of supporting Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's apparent, and dare I say transparent, attempt to claim presidency. You seem to greatly apprehend the tremendous irony, that should Sarah Palin run for presidency in 2012, Obama needn't even run a campaign for re-election, as Palin's complete lack of coherency, that would shame an anencephalic baby, would cause the GOP to implode on itself.

My utmost and sincere congratulations for achieving what many have strived to, but never quite grasped. You've brought much laughter and warmth to my heart and to those of my fellow associates.

But hark, how abhorred I am in my imagination, to think that this might not be a site of infinite jest and merriment. My gorge rims at the mere thought of this instead being a place of sincerity and graveness. Please tell me it is not so, so that I may retire to my chambers with a sense of serenity, my head at ease, reclining on the velvet soft lining.

Kind regards and most heartfelt wishes
Diogenes.

[Confederate Kahanist]

I'm actually hoping someone much better than Palin will come along.  You are right about neocons being frantic lunatics.  More like Obama wont run a reelection campaign because the election might be stolen for him again. 

[Diogenes]

I'm actually hoping someone much better than Palin will come along.  You are right about neocons being frantic lunatics.  More like Obama wont run a reelection campaign because the election might be stolen for him again. 

Oh, how relieved I am. Reading your post, me thought I sat a-reading in the Islands of the Blest. To think that this wasn't a site of satire, what reckless thoughts.

[D2I]

I'm actually hoping someone much better than Palin will come along.  You are right about neocons being frantic lunatics.  More like Obama wont run a reelection campaign because the election might be stolen for him again. 

The neocon are pro-immigrant,they  support multiculturalism,diversity  and are not opposed to islam

[Diogenes]

Oh, I do apologise for my poor choice of words. I have thus modified my writings to be more fitting.

[eb22]

My deepest applaud for your brilliant suggestion of supporting Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's apparent, and dare I say transparent, attempt to claim presidency. You seem to greatly apprehend the tremendous irony, that should Sarah Palin run for presidency in 2012, Obama needn't even run a campaign for re-election, as Palin's complete lack of coherency, that would shame an anencephalic baby, would cause the GOP to implode on itself.

My utmost and sincere congratulations for achieving what many have strived to, but never quite grasped. You've brought much laughter and warmth to my heart and to those of my fellow associates.

The leftists ( including most of the media ) and phony right continue to attempt to discredit Sarah Palin because they know that she's a serious obstacle in Barack Hussein Obama's attempt to remain in the oval office another 4 years.      While I detest the attacks against Sarah Palin and her family,     I hope these beasts continue to underestimate her.

[Confederate Kahanist]

I feel this post is a mockery of us....

Could it be?

Say it is not so....

This is the most hilarious and genius site I've seen so far on my travels on the marvellous and infinite web. You are truly masters of great jest and satire of the finest calibre. I've witnessed plenty attempts to try and capture the frantic lunacy of extreme conservatism and zionism, but this site, my good and most honourable gentlemen, takes the prize.

My deepest applaud for your brilliant suggestion of supporting Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's apparent, and dare I say transparent, attempt to claim presidency. You seem to greatly apprehend the tremendous irony, that should Sarah Palin run for presidency in 2012, Obama needn't even run a campaign for re-election, as Palin's complete lack of coherency, that would shame an anencephalic baby, would cause the GOP to implode on itself.

My utmost and sincere congratulations for achieving what many have strived to, but never quite grasped. You've brought much laughter and warmth to my heart and to those of my fellow associates.

But hark, how abhorred I am in my imagination, to think that this might not be a site of infinite jest and merriment. My gorge rims at the mere thought of this instead being a place of sincerity and graveness. Please tell me it is not so, so that I may retire to my chambers with a sense of serenity, my head at ease, reclining on the velvet soft lining.

Kind regards and most heartfelt wishes
Diogenes.

I don't think it is Hanna.  Don't worry about it.

[Diogenes]

I feel this post is a mockery of us....

Could it be?

Say it is not so....

Ah, 'tis you who be the mocking one. Even in the face of your revealing, you still keep your mask. Oh, how I do applaud you, you masters of great jest.

[~Hanna~]

You can deal with Chad now, since I am imagining things and have a mask on.

Ill go back into my cave, now, where I belong.

 

I feel this post is a mockery of us....

Could it be?

Say it is not so....

Ah, 'tis you who be the mocking one. Even in the face of your revealing, you still keep your mask. Oh, how I do applaud you, you masters of great jest.

[~Hanna~]

ok Chad, you deal with it now, since I am imagining things.

good luck.

I feel this post is a mockery of us....

Could it be?

Say it is not so....

This is the most hilarious and genius site I've seen so far on my travels on the marvellous and infinite web. You are truly masters of great jest and satire of the finest calibre. I've witnessed plenty attempts to try and capture the frantic lunacy of extreme conservatism and zionism, but this site, my good and most honourable gentlemen, takes the prize.

My deepest applaud for your brilliant suggestion of supporting Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's apparent, and dare I say transparent, attempt to claim presidency. You seem to greatly apprehend the tremendous irony, that should Sarah Palin run for presidency in 2012, Obama needn't even run a campaign for re-election, as Palin's complete lack of coherency, that would shame an anencephalic baby, would cause the GOP to implode on itself.

My utmost and sincere congratulations for achieving what many have strived to, but never quite grasped. You've brought much laughter and warmth to my heart and to those of my fellow associates.

But hark, how abhorred I am in my imagination, to think that this might not be a site of infinite jest and merriment. My gorge rims at the mere thought of this instead being a place of sincerity and graveness. Please tell me it is not so, so that I may retire to my chambers with a sense of serenity, my head at ease, reclining on the velvet soft lining.

Kind regards and most heartfelt wishes
Diogenes.

I don't think it is Hanna.  Don't worry about it.

[Diogenes]

You can deal with Chad now, since I am imaginging things and have a mask on.

Ill go back into my cave, now, where I belong.

 

I do beg your pardon? Alas, my fair lady, this masquerade has made me quite unhinged.

[Lisa]

Excuse me, but this is really NOT the place to call Zionism lunacy.  So I suggest you either adjust your attitude accordingly or stop posting here.  Otherwise if you keep this up, you'll be banned.

[~Hanna~]

 

Surely you play with me, sir...


 

You can deal with Chad now, since I am imaginging things and have a mask on.

Ill go back into my cave, now, where I belong.

 

I do beg your pardon? Alas, my fair lady, this masquerade has made me quite unhinged.

[AsheDina]

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[Diogenes]

Excuse me, but this is really NOT the place to call Zionism lunacy.  So I suggest you either adjust your attitude accordingly or stop posting here.  Otherwise if you keep this up, you'll be banned.

Have I not been commemorating your fine satire site? Have I not been generous in my compliments?
To say that this is not equal to the great comedies of Voltaire and Aristophanes would be blatant lies, so before you decide to banish me from this most excellent site, do enlighten me on how I've insulted you, so that I may correct my erroneous ways.

[~Hanna~]

This isnt a satire site, for one.

You are mocking us here.

Just like I said before...

I've read alot of Shakespeare.

 

Excuse me, but this is really NOT the place to call Zionism lunacy.  So I suggest you either adjust your attitude accordingly or stop posting here.  Otherwise if you keep this up, you'll be banned.

Have I not been commemorating your fine satire site? Have I not been generous in my compliments?
To say that this is not equal to the great comedies of Voltaire and Aristophanes would be blatant lies, so before you decide to banish me from this most excellent site, do enlighten me on how I've insulted you, so that I may correct my erroneous ways.

[Diogenes]

This isnt a satire site, for one.

You are mocking us here.

Just like I said before...

 

How can one not admire such dedication? How utterly splendid.

[muman613]

This isnt a satire site, for one.

You are mocking us here.

Just like I said before...

 

How can one not admire such dedication? How utterly splendid.

This punk is obviously a troll... I suggest we monitor his postings and decide whether to ban him later this evening...

Calling zionism crazy is completely beyond the pale. Zionism is the basis of our religious beliefs, the Jewish religion is based on the desire to return to Zion which is another name for the Holy Land of Israel.

Whoever this Diogenes is they think that they are smart, but they are acting like a smart-arse... I would not advise feeding the trolls...

If the troll would like to defend itself from immenent banning I would direct these questions to it:

1) Do you believe Israel is the property of the Jewish people? Should the Jews have a homeland in their historic holy land?

2) Do you believe that America should be a third world country, with aliens from all over the world over-running and burdening services in this country which tax-paying citizens subsidize?

3) Do you believe that this country, America, should be a nation of laws and morals? If so then do you support abortion, homosexual agenda, or socialism?

[Confederate Kahanist]

Looks like he must of altered his first post so therefore he is a Paultard troll.   

[Daleksfearme]

If this poster has a Point of view to share, please just express it in a simple and coherent way. I cant tell if you are being serious or not.

I had the unfortunate experience of someone getting into my account , so I am willing to give you the benefit of the doubt for the moment, but beware of not minding your tone in your posts. If you disagree or question something here, fine, ask about it and see what happens but is seems as though you are crossing the line into disrespect.

[Zionist Revolutionary]

This is the most hilarious and genius site I've seen so far on my travels on the marvellous and infinite web. You are truly masters of great jest and satire of the finest calibre. I've witnessed plenty attempts to try and capture the frantic lunacy of extreme conservatism and zionism, but this site, my good and most honourable gentlemen, takes the prize.

My deepest applaud for your brilliant suggestion of supporting Ex-Governor Sarah Palin's apparent, and dare I say transparent, attempt to claim presidency. You seem to greatly apprehend the tremendous irony, that should Sarah Palin run for presidency in 2012, Obama needn't even run a campaign for re-election, as Palin's complete lack of coherency, that would shame an anencephalic baby, would cause the GOP to implode on itself.

My utmost and sincere congratulations for achieving what many have strived to, but never quite grasped. You've brought much laughter and warmth to my heart and to those of my fellow associates.

But hark, how abhorred I am in my imagination, to think that this might not be a site of infinite jest and merriment. My gorge rims at the mere thought of this instead being a place of sincerity and graveness. Please tell me it is not so, so that I may retire to my chambers with a sense of serenity, my head at ease, reclining on the velvet soft lining.

Kind regards and most heartfelt wishes
Diogenes.

I got a couple of things from this post.

1. You're a nihilist.
2. You probably like anime, and frequent forums of it.

I say we ban him.

[Lisa]

I just banned Diogenes.  He was obviously a wise guy here to make fun of us. 

[~Hanna~]

ohhhh, we could have had alot of fun with that.

We should have kept him around for some laughs...

But I respect your administrative decisions...I thought he was mocking us from the very first post.

WOOT..