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What is your favorite phrase while going #2 in the bathroom?

"Just gave birth to a Muslim!"
1 (12.5%)
"I think I just found Louie Farrakhan's brain."
3 (37.5%)
"I bet Snoop Dogg would give me fifty bucks to let him smoke this."
1 (12.5%)
Other
3 (37.5%)

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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« on: April 11, 2007, 01:14:32 AM »
 :D ;D

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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 02:22:18 AM »
other- dont say anything, its a filthy place, better not to speak. (brought down by our Rabbis)
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The Academy of Elijah taught, whoever studies the laws (of the Torah) every day, (he) is guaranteed to have a share in the World to Come.

‏119:139 צִמְּתַתְנִי קִנְאָתִי כִּישָׁכְחוּ דְבָרֶיךָ צָרָי
My zeal incenses me, for my adversaries have forgotten Your words.
‏119:141 צָעִיר אָנֹכִי וְנִבְזֶה פִּקֻּדֶיךָ, לֹא שָׁכָחְתִּי.
 I am young and despised; I have not forgotten Your precepts.

" A fool does not realize, and an unwise person does not understand this (i.e. the following:) When the wicked bloom like grass, and the evildoers blossom (i.e. when they seem extremly successful), it is to destroy them forever (i.e. they are rewarded for their few good deeds in this World, and they will have no portion in the World to Come!)

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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 03:33:26 AM »
Snoop Dogg was recently busted in Sweden for parading about town with a local blonde, both of them high on drugs.  I think he picked her up at the concert he was doing.  He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty [censored] face.
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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2007, 01:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on April 11, 2007, 12:56:23 PM
I'm out of toilet paper. Where's The Koran?



We have a winner!
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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2007, 01:23:33 PM »
Fruit:  "...He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty schvartza face..."

You've got it all wrong, Fruit!

She's the one who paid him to poop in her face!

She tried to make him yell "Regulu'h?...Owa...X-tra Krispee?"

But Dawg said that even he has certain standards beneath which he will not lower himself.

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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2007, 01:56:01 PM »
Quote from: MassuhDGoodName on April 11, 2007, 01:23:33 PM
Fruit:  "...He probably paid her fifty bucks to poop on his dirty schvartza face..."

You've got it all wrong, Fruit!

She's the one who paid him to poop in her face!

She tried to make him yell "Regulu'h?...Owa...X-tra Krispee?"

But Dawg said that even he has certain standards beneath which he will not lower himself.



Hahaha.
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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2007, 04:10:44 PM »
I think I just found Osama Bin Laden! Where's my 25 mil?
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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2007, 05:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on April 11, 2007, 12:56:23 PM
I'm out of toilet paper. Where's The Koran?


I was thinking about marketing tp w/Koran verses on it.
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Offline Sarah

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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2007, 06:08:20 PM »
Wow.....i CAN't even think when in such a situation.
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Re: Favorite things to say while taking a dreck
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2007, 07:45:04 PM »
I think Yacov's entry takes the cake.  ;D
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