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The One and Only Mo:

--- Quote from: Boyana on September 29, 2009, 04:16:22 PM ---Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

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To all my Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;

PLUS

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or choice of computer platform.

(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

To all my Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

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Boyana:
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Boyana:
Politically correct dating

For your education:)
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Excerpts from The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating
Guide by Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf.

Date: 26 Mar 1995 18:12:04 -0500
From: [email protected] (AmGenSoc)

DATING DON'TS AND DON'TS

A Handy Checklist for the Politically Correct 90s
Here, just in time for spring, is a list of things that are now
against the rules, according to the the sex-and-dating police. Read --
and memorize -- this information to avoid lawsuits, dismissal from
work, expulsion from school -- or worse!

LIP-LICKING, TEETH-LICKING, AND PROVOCATIVE EATING. All these (and
more) are on a list of "unacceptable gestures and behaviors"
distributed at the University of Maryland at College Park.

STANDING TOO CLOSE. Standing too close is one of a long list of
"sexually harassing behaviors" that Susan Strauss and Pamela Espeland
caution us "have been reported in U.S. high schools." (Others are
MAKING "VERBAL COMMENTS ABOUT CLOTHING" and "WEARING AN OBSCENE HAT.")

ATTENDING PERFORMANCES OF "ROMEO AND JULIET." London school official
Jane Hardman-Brown refused to take her students to see "Romeo and
Juliet" on the grounds that it was a "blatantly heterosexual love
story." (It's not clear whether Hardman-Brown wants the play rewritten
to celebrate alternative lifestyles, or would prefer to have it banned
altogether.)

EXCESSIVE EYE-CONTACT. University of Toronto chemistry professor
Richard Hummel was recently prosecuted for "prolonged staring" at a
female student.

INSUFFICIENT EYE-CONTACT. A handbook published at Barnard College in
New York warns male professors who fail to make sufficient eye-contact
with their female students that their conduct is "contributing to a
biased atmosphere in the classroom" which may cause women to "feel
discouraged and/or physically threatened."

RECEPTIVE NONINITIATION. If a woman makes a pass at her male boss, and
her boss responds, he (not she) is guilty of sexual harassment,
according to Hunter College professor Sue Rosenberg Zalk. Zalk's term
for this underpublicized offense: "receptive noninitiation."

FORGETTING A WOMAN'S NAME. A report issued by a committee at the
University of Pennsylvania lists "women's names not remembered" as a
pernicious form of sexual discrimination.

PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION. The Minnesota Department of Education
discourages "displays of affection in hallways" on the grounds that
such displays "may offend others" and are "heterosexist."

HAMBURGERS. Jeremy Rifkin, author of Beyond Beef, notes that "the
statistics linking domestic violence and quarrels over beef are both
revealing and compelling."

SELF-DEPRECATING HUMOR. And finally this, from Robin Morgan, former
editor of Ms.: If a man's "self-deprecating humor" leads a woman to
initiate sex with him, then that man is -- in a "radical feminist"
sense of the term -- guilty of assault.
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~Hanna~:
There is a great cartoon with Bugs Bunny called "Dating Do's and Dont's".

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