I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, ect.
I called Lifeline, and got a freakin' Call Center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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