Author Topic: Third World Story (just for fun) (Read 14609 times)

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **on:** November 24, 2009, 01:40:10 PM »

The reason for this thread is that I misread the "Three Word Story" here as "Third World" story momentarily. So, I decided to make that a reality. How about having a Third World story?

The rules are simple; everybody writes one sentence continuing what happened in the last sentence. There are no rules or boundaries (except not making it obscene, etc). Let me start off!

Dr. Brennan Fan
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A sand ape scratched his imam's beard, feeling what he thought was a piece of chewed date in it, but it turned out to be a roach (which he ate anyway).

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:44:46 PM »

The Sand ape enjoyed the roach and scratched his imam's beard again but suddenly.....

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:45:42 PM »

... the noon call to prayer started and the imam had to run.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:47:28 PM »

But he tripped over someone already in prayer.

syyuge · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:48:50 PM »

This all gave the hallucinations to the sand ape and he declared himself to be the only "Al Ape Muslam".

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:56:54 PM »

He had a vision of how beautiful he would be in the afterlife

syyuge · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:07:56 PM »

and the one who flew to skies on the wings of an animal,

Kahane-Was-Right BT · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:19:08 PM »

Then he went to nepal and started swinging a machete within a herd of animals while dancing a tribal dance and singing with clicking noises.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:21:18 PM »

Allah was very proud of him for his sacrifice.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:25:59 PM »

His reward was

And this made him happy but he asked Allah.....

syyuge · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:29:45 PM »

to cover his precious reward with a Burkha, so that no other ape should snatch it from him.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:34:28 PM »

Unfortunately a bunch of illegal Mexican aliens just then rolled down that dusty road in Nepal in a beat-up old lettuce van.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:35:55 PM »

But they were stopped by something.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »

Two wheels on the van spontaneously fell off, the back doors of the van burst open, and the chickens the illegals were carrying all ran out (and needed to be chased down).

syyuge · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:41:56 PM »

The Al Ape Muslam chased all the chickens and ate them up. Unfortunately all the chickens were injected with swine flu.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:42:45 PM »

The illegals chased the Koranrat down and were rapidly gaining on him, and he cried out to Allah to spare him from the angry Hispanic mob.

syyuge · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:49:53 PM »

His cries were heard and all the swine flu viruses entered his peanut sized brain and empowered him to convert the mobs.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #17 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:50:51 PM »

Twenty-five braindead Mexican day laborers said the shahadah and prostrated themselves for the "prophet".

syyuge · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2009, 02:56:50 PM »

Thus Al Ape Muslam ordered them to follow him and issued a fatwa that they all shall get a good share of the chickens if they partake in the oncoming loots and plunders.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:04:07 PM »

meanwhile in Africa, a group jungle [censored] came to the city of Johannesburg.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #20 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:04:52 PM »

These sub-Saharan apes identified with sand apes over their own kind like all blacks do.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #21 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:09:42 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Brennan Fan on November 24, 2009, 03:04:52 PM

These sub-Saharan apes identified with sand apes over their own kind like all blacks do.

But they were used as slave labor by the sand apes. The jungle apes wanted to fight back but could not.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #22 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:21:22 PM »

Back in Nepal, Al Ape Muslam told his illegal alien followers that they needed to secure some camels for transportation and other purposes.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #23 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Irish Zionist on November 24, 2009, 01:56:54 PM

He had a vision of how beautiful he would be in the afterlife

HOLY WOODEN DESK BATMAN!!!! WHAT IS THAT?

OMG! ARE YOU SERIOUS? THAT'S HILARIOUSLY THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE EVER SEEN! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 24, 2009, 03:37:22 PM »

Quote from: Irish Zionist on November 24, 2009, 02:25:59 PM

His reward was

And this made him happy but he asked Allah.....

This reminds me of the Arab workers I've seen in Yeshivas in Israel. They all had bad teeth and funny looking laughs.