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Friday, December 18, 2009
By Heidi Muller
Single women who are actively looking for a man are more likely to branch away from their friends and remain open to romantic possibilities.
Imagine a world where all the singletons had an "S" etched onto their foreheads and all the unavailable people had a "T" (for taken) on theirs.
Wouldn't that make the world a happier place? Well, it would surely become uncomplicated, especially for all the woman-hungry men venturing out to find an equally eager woman.
Yes, the pickup world would be an easier place in which to survive; but let's face it, part of the challenge (and fun) is knowing who to target and discovering whether they'll take the bait.
You'll still have to brush up on your pickup techniques, charm and smooth moves, but in the large pool of fish that is the female world, I'll help you determine if she's ready for the taking or swimming with some bigger sharks. It's then up to you to throw her the line and reel her in.
Available or Not?
Unfortunately, we don't live in a world where our dating availability is conveniently marked on our foreheads. (If you've been single all your life, this should make you breathe a huge sigh of relief.) Figuring out whether or not she's single takes more detective work, and it may not be determined in just one sitting.
Remember that there is no one giveaway to whether or not she's single — you'll need to look for several hints to determine the truth.
Affirmative: She's Single
She's full of eye contact
There's a difference between a single woman and a serial flirt (the serial flirt may have a boyfriend, but she teases every man that comes within range). Unless she's a chronic people-watcher, if her eye contact is darting all over the room as if looking for potential mates, you may be able to checkmate her.
Women who are already attached usually don't bother looking around the club (unless they're looking for someone they know in particular), as they go to bars with no intention of meeting men and don't need to check out the merchandise.
She's making eye contact with you and smiling
Eye contact is usually one of the first signs of interest, and if she's making intense eye contact with you from across the bar, then chances are she wants you to head on over and give her a try.
She's talking to every guy in the bar
If you see her talking to many guys from a distance, it may mean that she's open to conversation, therefore, it's your cue to go up to her and find out all about her ways.
She looks at other couples with sadness
If you're observing her from afar and you notice her looking at other couples, she could be longing for the days when she was once also attached. That's where you come in.
Her body language says it all
If you're familiar with the dating game, then you surely know that body language can say a lot about a person, and if she has a boyfriend, then chances are she won't be twirling her hair and touching other men ever so casually. If you muster up enough courage to approach her, try to observe what her body language is saying:
-- Arms crossed, standing back: "Get away or I'll kick my heel in your face."
-- Touches your arm or leg subtly, or her own arm (she wants you to touch her): "Let's keep talking."
She's a chatterbox
If you start talking to a woman you work with, for example, and in one conversation she tells you that she has a dog named Max, does a lot of cooking, goes to the gym every week, and takes art lessons, chances are she doesn't have a man to come home to. The two tip-offs? She has a lot of time on her hands and does a lot to keep herself busy. And she's very open and friendly when it comes to you.
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 09:39:43 PM » |
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I am thinking Penny needs to stay out of the Jewish singles section. lol.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 09:44:14 PM » |
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I hand the reins to you  may you have more success than I did. |
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 09:46:48 PM » |
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בס"ד
Yup I don't understand Gentile women
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 09:49:41 PM » |
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I dont want the job. sorry. they can find their own women. I hand the reins to you may you have more success than I did. |
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 09:50:38 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2009, 09:56:51 PM » |
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בס"ד Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men  |
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:29 PM » |
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Maybe a little of both. בס"ד Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men |
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2009, 10:03:13 PM » |
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בס"ד Maybe a little of both. בס"ד Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men Feminism has destroyed you.. |
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2009, 10:06:43 PM » |
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I am not a femenist. You do not know me, or nothing about me, yet, you judge me. בס"ד Maybe a little of both. בס"ד Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men Feminism has destroyed you.. |
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2009, 10:08:58 PM » |
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בס"ד I am not a femenist. You do not know me, or nothing about me, yet, you judge me. בס"ד Maybe a little of both. בס"ד Or maybe these are the Gentile women who don't understand the Gentile men Feminism has destroyed you.. I was talking about women generally |
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2009, 10:10:05 PM » |
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So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2009, 10:11:13 PM » |
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בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good (sometimes used for evil) attributes like looks (many times) |
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2009, 10:12:46 PM » |
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Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks |
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2009, 10:15:21 PM » |
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בס"ד Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway.. |
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« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2009, 10:17:03 PM » |
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You understand the American men beat the femenist wives? wow its ok? what about the kids that get beat? בס"ד Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway.. |
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« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2009, 10:21:41 PM » |
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בס"ד You understand the American men beat the femenist wives? wow its ok? what about the kids that get beat? בס"ד Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway.. Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim.. what kids exactly? |
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« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2009, 10:24:44 PM » |
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a loyal wife is two times more evil than a muslim? I am sorry, but there are some women who are faithful and true. I am sorry that you cannot understand that there are some worthwhile women in the world. Since I go to great pains to stay away from abusive people, I don't want to come here and get more of it. I am not sure if I will be back. בס"ד You understand the American men beat the femenist wives? wow its ok? what about the kids that get beat? בס"ד Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway.. Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim.. what kids exactly? |
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« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2009, 10:27:13 PM » |
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בס"ד a loyal wife is two times more evil than a muslim? I am sorry, but there are some women who are faithful and true. I am sorry that you cannot understand that there are some worthwhile women in the world. Since I go to great pains to stay away from abusive people, I don't want to come here and get more of it. I am not sure if I will be back. בס"ד You understand the American men beat the femenist wives? wow its ok? what about the kids that get beat? בס"ד Then why do you even speak to us here, on the forums, since we are so worthless, Ron? How about you talk about the American men that beat, abandon and run around on their wives...how about you discuss that? בס"ד So basically, let me get this right.
#1. we are all trash.
#2. there is no hope for us.
#3. there is nothing good about us.
#4. we are no good.
#5. etc.
Many of you yes oh but there are some good attributes like looks I didn't say you specifically was like that.. Well I understand the American men that beat Feminist wives, donno abot sane wives.. though am generally against wife beating anyway.. Well I can understan some of their reason... Many wives flirt with other guys, cheat, whatever... They're not loyal.. A loyal wife is 2 times more evil than a Muslim.. what kids exactly? Yes. A Muslim is never expected to be loyal to G-D and his wife/husband. A wife is. It's the same as a traitor being worse than an enemy. Oh come on Hanna.. don't leave.. |
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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2009, 06:00:38 PM » |
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NEXT...........
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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2009, 06:40:32 PM » |
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בס"ד
Death to Pokemon
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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2009, 07:25:21 PM » |
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 but I like ninetales & jiggypuff
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« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2009, 07:32:21 PM » |
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בס"ד
Penny starts her Pokemon journey with a Jigglypuff. Together with her friends, Ron and Hanna, she hopes and determines to become a JTF Master. But the bad guys, Team Barack Obama, are planning to destroy their journey. What will happen? Stay tuned!
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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2009, 07:53:57 PM » |
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Ok............ you're back in.  |
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« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2009, 08:03:10 PM » |
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