DEEP FRY IRAN AND BLAME IT ON THEM

[Yirmayahu]

In the annals of all of the think tanks that both the US and Israeli militaries use I wonder if this one has ever been brought up. Since both nations have had nuclear capability for many years it is assumed that they are able to make a crude nuclear device. Now, you make that device and smuggle it into Iran, preferrably Tehran and you place it as close to their capital building that you can; preferrably inside the structure, or in a Mosque nearby. You set it to go off when Arminicrap and all of the mullah's are in the area and the poof, the problem is gone. Since it was a rudimentary bomb it looks like the Iranians set off one of their own devices by accident and you turn the tide of world opinion against Iran for a very long time. The leaders of the US (hopefully not Obummer) and Israel just have to say; "oh well, I guess that they did have nuclear capability" and then you could use the rest of the world to go around to nations like Pakistan and N. Korea to collect all of the nuclear stuff that they have. It is a very simple plan and could be pulled off reasonably easy.
 

[Yirmayahu]

I just had to add this to the last topic.

On the lighter side, here is a joke. A US Marine and a Iranian terrorist are fight in hand to hand combat and while they are fighting they both stumble across a Genie lamp. The terrorist takes it away from the Marine and they both agree to make one wish. The Iranian rubs the lamp and the genie comes out and offers the schmuck one wish. The Iranian says that he would like the genie to erect a wall around Iran that is ten thousand feet high and five thousand feet thick and could keep anyone from entering or leaving Iran. Within an instant the wall is there and the Iranian passes the lamp to the US Marine. The Marine scratches his head thinking about what he wants and then comes up with his wish. He asks the genie about the wall's dimensions and the genie confirms its size. He then askes if it is true that nothing or no one could escape when inside the confines of the wall and the genie again confrims that to be true. The Marine looks at the genie and says, "okay, then fill it with water!" 

[The One and Only Mo]