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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2010, 02:19:51 AM »
I am a vegetarian but eat meat once a week. All the benefits of vegetarianism can be achieved simply by eating the balanced and healthy amounts of qualitative salad. However there should be a time gap between eating salad and meat.

For such stomach problems you can add a little of dates, figs and prunes to your diet routine after the meals. However sometimes initially they seem to be increasing the gas expulsions as a part of their cleaning program but later they can improve your stomach. It is healthy and harmless as well in balanced quantities.

Wish you all the best.... 
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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2010, 02:55:35 AM »
Thanks folks. I'll speak  my doc and I'll keep ya'll posted. In the meantime, my mom is making an AWESOME chicken soup for shabbos - - -  :dance: :dance: :dance: 8) 8) 8)

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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2010, 02:58:35 AM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2010, 03:04:53 AM »
Make sure to drink non fat lactose free milk.  That will save you from many indigestion problems.  Many people are lactose intolerant!

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« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2010, 03:07:45 AM »
Make sure to drink non fat lactose free milk.  That will save you from many indigestion problems.  Many people are lactose intolerant!
Yes, I've been drinking lacteeze for years. Although, I don't drink much milk, but on the occasion I eat cereal, I use lacteeze. Milk and the like, has, in the past, caused me to explode quite violently  :nuke: :nuke:  Although, I think I might have outgrown the intolerance....

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2010, 03:20:46 AM »
Moshe, i would say that.. eat what suits you.

i'm a flexitarian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flexitarianism
And i think syyuge is too.

Some westerners have a notion that all Hindus are supposed to be vegetarian. Believe me, if that were really the case, most of the PETA members would have been Hindus. Although in Hinduism there are some guidelines (not commands) on what to eat. Religious Hindus or Preists follow Sattvic diet(Hindu kosher). Acccording to this philosophy a person should not eat food which would alter his/her bodily function or mind(thinking).

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« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2010, 03:44:51 AM »
Moshe, i would say that.. eat what suits you.

i'm a flexitarian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flexitarianism
And i think syyuge is too.

Some westerners have a notion that all Hindus are supposed to be vegetarian. Believe me, if that were really the case, most of the PETA members would have been Hindus. Although in Hinduism there are some guidelines (not commands) on what to eat. Religious Hindus or Preists follow Sattvic diet(Hindu kosher). Acccording to this philosophy a person should not eat food which would alter his/her bodily function or mind(thinking).

Well....Apu from the Simpsons is vegan, so I thought all Indians who were religious were like him. But then again, Indian cuisine is full of meat, right?

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2010, 05:32:06 AM »
See a dr. You might have an allergy to meat
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« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2010, 11:33:35 AM »
See a dr. You might have an allergy to meat

YOU'RE a doc, no?

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2010, 11:40:39 AM »
I heard on Ask JTF he is a dentist. A very good one at that.  ;D
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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2010, 12:10:13 PM »
I heard that one is supposed to eat meat on Shabbat if one is Orthodox.

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2010, 12:30:37 PM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

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« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2010, 12:31:59 PM »
I heard that one is supposed to eat meat on Shabbat if one is Orthodox.

It's a widely accepted custom to eat meat on Shabbos.

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2010, 01:08:08 PM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

To stop getting converted one has to immediately in the same breath read out loudly the following:

Is calme mein bhala kaun wah Elaallah aata hai,
Fata chaddilah pahne jiske gun Fazalullah gata hai.
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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2010, 02:03:03 PM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

To stop getting converted one has to immediately in the same breath read out loudly the following:

Is calme mein bhala kaun wah Elaallah aata hai,
Fata chaddilah pahne jiske gun Fazalullah gata hai.
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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2010, 06:26:08 PM »
Mo,

Meat and chicken are very rich in amino acids which have nitrogen as their building blocks, which can lead to excess gas production.  My suggestion would be to make sure the food is well cooked, limit your intake and chew slowly.  Try not drinking too much when you eat as this dilutes your stomach acid, placing the burden of digestion in your gut, which will also lead to more gas. Hope that helps
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 06:47:54 PM by JTFenthusiast2 »

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2010, 06:27:16 PM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

the thing is the meaning if you don't mean that then it's no conversion

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2010, 07:46:37 PM »
Do not eat meat too late. Don't buy meat in Walmart :o Do not put meat on some electric grill. Find the woman who is a good cook. I think you will be fine if you do/don't do this things. ;D
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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2010, 09:28:46 PM »
what is going on here?


what does your signature say?

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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?
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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #44 on: January 24, 2010, 06:51:07 AM »
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what is going on here?


what does your signature say?

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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2010, 07:00:31 AM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila etc"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

the thing is the meaning if you don't mean that then it's no conversion

such an evil statement still has no place on this forum.... If someone was distressed and faced with a beheading by a muzzie and said that under duress, you're right he is not actually converted because he doesn't believe it, but what is the excuse to write such a garbage statement that one would only say if he had no defense and his life was in danger?   Let's keep it out of sight.

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« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2010, 07:02:40 AM »
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Are you sure you can pronounce "La Ila Ela Allah Wa'Muhammad Rassul Allah"?

You shouldn't even be putting that filthy Shahadah crap on the forum. You wouldn't want someone to read it out loud and purposely convert themselves with help from your post.

the thing is the meaning if you don't mean that then it's no conversion

such an evil statement still has no place on this forum.... If someone was distressed and faced with a beheading by a muzzie and said that under duress, you're right he is not actually converted because he doesn't believe it, but what is the excuse to write such a garbage statement that one would only say if he had no defense and his life was in danger?   Let's keep it out of sight.

Well ok then

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2010, 10:26:08 AM »
Mo, I have a veggie recipe for you......


1 tomato
1 zuchinni
1 onion
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/4 teaspoon of pepper
1/4 teaspoon of curry powder
2 tablespoons of olive oil

Sautee all of the above on medium heat until veggies are tender.


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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2010, 12:01:17 PM »
Mo, I have a veggie recipe for you......


1 tomato
1 zuchinni
1 onion
1/2 teaspoon of salt
1/4 teaspoon of pepper
1/4 teaspoon of curry powder
2 tablespoons of olive oil

Sautee all of the above on medium heat until veggies are tender.


Thanks, Dox, I'll relay it to my mom.

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Re: I'm seriously thinking of converting....
« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2010, 12:02:00 PM »
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayurveda

Indians eat with Ayurveda in mind.  It is usually vegetarian.  However, Tandori style, meat cooking is an Indian treat.

If you wish your insides worked as well as in your youth, I recommend Ayurveda routines within the Kosher diet.

There are 3 major different types of bodies; Kappa, vata, and pitta; one can be a a mixture of these three.

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