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Who shot JFK?

Oswald
6 (33.3%)
FBI/CIA
3 (16.7%)
Mob
1 (5.6%)
a combo of the above
4 (22.2%)
other
4 (22.2%)

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Offline The One and Only Mo

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Who shot JFK?
« on: January 25, 2010, 12:46:01 AM »
I was inspired by the most recent episode of Bones to ask this. So what do you guys think?

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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 10:05:00 AM »
Oh my gosh, I haven't watched Bones in ages. *gotta go to my friend Hulu*

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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 10:07:06 AM »
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I did

Offline nopeaceforland

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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 10:14:44 AM »
I think that A LOT of people had a hand in the assassination. A lot of people had motives. I think Oswald was a patsy for the gov't. Jackie was po ed' over JFK's infidelities (hence Marilyn's death), the Cubans (namely Castro) over the Bay of Pigs and the Cuban Missile Crisis. The Russians over the Cuban Missile Crisis. The Mob (namely the Chicago Mob), Sam Giancana had his issues with the Kennedy's as a whole. The CIA.... I'm sure there were more, but I'm stuck.

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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 11:19:09 AM »
Oswald
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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 01:04:24 PM »
Everyone knows the Jews killed JFK  :laugh:
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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 11:30:29 PM »
Ah did!
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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 01:16:55 AM »
Arrg, you guys got it all wrong. It was Teddy of course. You see, Jack was having an affair with Mary Jo Kopeckne and Ted was jealous. Jack was going to put a heavy levy on imported Gin and Tanqueray Ted just couldn't bear it. After his second term as President Jack planned on running for Mass. Senator again and would have put Ted out of a job. Too Ted, being the worthless good-for-nothing that he was was jealous of Jack who seemed to have the Midas touch. The old man saw Jack as the apple of his eye and he saw Ted as the cling-on leech that he was; riding on the shirt tails of Jack and Bobby. And finally, Ted wanted to use the family Limo on November 22 of that year but Jack had it tied up for the parade in Dallas which caused Ted to settle for the family VW Beetle to pick up hookers in the Red Light district in Brookline and this was the last straw in Ted's eyes....John had to die. Ted was behind the fence on the grassy knoll. I swear that this is the truth

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And to further the conspiracy, how is it that the smiley above looks like Bobby Kennedy?????
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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 07:39:01 PM »
Marilyn Monroe did with this song:








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Re: Who shot JFK?
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »
Everyone knows the Jews killed JFK  :laugh:
JFK = "secret Mossad Jew sayanim".
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