IslamVax
Preventive and therapeutic vaccine to treat the infection by the Muhhammadanis Paedophilus virus. Get it from your trust-worthy pharmacist.
Thse are some symptoms that might indicate you are infected:
1-Feelings of sexual arousal at small female children.
2-Feelings of hate towards Humanity.
3-Cravings to conquer the world
4-Smell to gunpowder on your skin, specially on your waist.
5-In case you are a woman, vampire-like alergy to light and urges to cover your face.
6-Geographic hallucinations and seeing imaginary countries on maps, such as Phalestine or al-Andaluz.
7-Tendencies to commit suicide with desires to kill others during the act.
8-Irritation at hearing music.
9-Silliness and blind belief in tales, specially if they are about winged horses which ascend to the sky.
10-Compulsion to have many children to send them to kill themselves in buses and restaurants.
If you feel that you suffer from one or more of these symtoms, seek medical and psychiatric help urgently