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Offline Chai

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The Long Arm of the lords Justice
« on: April 15, 2010, 09:49:07 PM »
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The Long Arm of Hashem's Justice
Some people think they're smart, like the British folks who run the British Advertising Standards Authority (ASA). The day before yesterday, the senseless stuffed-shirts declared that the Western Wall and the site of our Holy Temple in Jerusalem are not part of Israel, banning Israeli Tourist adverts that included photos of these holy sites.

The bumbling Brits didn't realize that when you mess around with Jerusalem and the Wall, you mess around with Hashem.

"Aha, Great Britain - are you so brazen to discourage tourism to My Holy City?" Hashem asks. "You question My children's right to their Father's palace? You shall not have a single tourist entering or leaving your silly Island!"

So what did Hashem do?

Hashem let a remote volcano in Iceland erupt, from the Icelandic mountain Eyjaffjalljokull, whose ash cloud grounded all air traffic above Britain yesterday, leaving thousands of passengers stranded. You see, the microscopic particles which make up volcanic ash pose a threat to aircraft because they can affect visibility and get sucked into aircraft engines, causing total breakdown.

No one remembers when British airspace was totally closed. Such a natural phenomena as an atmospheral ash cloud is one in a zillion. But, Hashem in implementing His Divine justice is defying statistics more and more as we get closer to Moshiach.

Britain's air traffic service said late Thursday it was extending a ban on most air traffic until 1200GMT (8 a.m EDT) Friday, this morning. Meanwhile the financial losses and the chaos is mindboggling.

Who else wants to fool around with Hashem and Jerusalem? Step up to the plate...

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Re: The Long Arm of the lords Justice
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2010, 12:58:55 AM »
Against the Old Beast, it is a sign of...
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Re: The Long Arm of the lords Justice
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2010, 04:41:35 AM »
The UK are doomed anywho for what they've done to the Jews through out history and especially during their occupation of Israel and the Holocaust.

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Re: The Long Arm of the lords Justice
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2010, 04:51:56 AM »
כן יאבדו כל אויביך השם

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There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.

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Re: The Long Arm of the lords Justice
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2010, 10:24:53 AM »
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QUOTE>> No one remembers when British airspace was totally closed. Such a natural phenomena as an atmospheral ash cloud is one in a zillion. But, Hashem in implementing His Divine justice is defying statistics more and more as we get closer to Moshiach.  <<UNQUOTE
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There are thunders and sparks in the skies, because Faraday invented the electricity.